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> Two men are driving through Texas when they get > pulled > over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps > on > the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls > down > the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head > with the stick. > The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" > The cop answers, "You're in Texas, Son. When we pull > you over, you better have your license ready when we > get to your car." > The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from > around here." > The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's > clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks > around > to the passenger side and taps on the window. The > passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop > smacks him on the head with the nightstick. > The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" > The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." > The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" > The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road > you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that asshole > would've tried that shit with me!'" >

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Around the corner I have a friend, in this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away,"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late. Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today