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created on 06/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/my-blog/b96385

Gonna be a bear

Women's Motto No. 1: Gonna Be A Bear In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!

Help For Sultry

PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND SULTRY IN HER GIVEAWAY! SHE NEEDS LOTS OF LOVE SO LETS GIVE IT TO HER!!! image.php?u=412717&i=803546085&tn=1 COMMENT BOMB HER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! THANKS!
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