3OH!3's not your boyfriend, T-Pains got a stripper
Brokencyde loves the freaxxx, and I've got your sister
Britney wears no underwear, Paris has a vid,
Lindsey is a lesbo, I keep my shit hid
And Blink became Angels, Dave left the chilis,
all these rappers beefin, I think this shit is silly
Slim has D-12, 50 has G-Unit,
the Rizza has the Wu-Tang, I think Ima get a group,
Chorus-This is a song about my thoughts,
every motha fucka is gonna get caught
This is a song about what I think,
if you dont like it go see a shrink-End chorus
Tech is reppin KC Mo, Pac said Calis where they mac down,
3 6 reppin memphis, and I'm reppin Mac Town
K-Ci and Jo-Jo go crazy, Ne-Yo's so sick,
One Republic stops and stares, when they see me with their chicks
Big Willy has no style, Lil' Jon says "YEAH"
Usher feels the burn, but I think thats sad
3LW lost Left Eye, Biggie got shot
Kurt Cobain killed himself, I say this dying needs to stop
Chorus
Pharell drops it like its hot, Big Tymers still fly
But Justins bringing sexy back, I think im gonna die
Taylor Swift loves Our Song, Sugarland says stay
Rascal Flatts is melting, I dont know what to say
Benjis with Nicole, Jamie Lynn's with Casey
Mileys with a supermodel, I think this shits crazy
Sean Kingstons suicidal, while Natasha is in love
Elliot keeps waiting, I cant make this shit up
Chorus
Akon likes em young, toddlers are the Pop Kings,
R. Kelly just pisses on em, I think its all disgusting
Diddy needs a girl, and Ray J. has one wish
Chris Brown is saying gimme that, who else have I missed?
Korn is so thoughtless, Manson's in the dope show,
M.S.I. has bitches, I think that we all know,
Simple Plan's not perfect, New Found's lost its Glory,
Sum 41's in Pieces, I think I am destroying
Chorus
Lil' Wayne is a d-boy, Nikitinas slinging yay
Luda's got that yum yum, I say drugs are bad mmkay?
Nickleback are rockstars, but Pink never knew
Chamillionaire's riding dirty, I know just what to do
Vanilla Ice has melted, Sir mix alots not back
Sisquo had the thong song, his only good track
S.O.A.D loves A.D.I.D.A.S, Nelly's rocking air force ones,
Paul Wall's showing grillz, Man i think this shit is done
Chorus