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52 Year Old · Female · From Easley, SC · fuMarried to: Swol · Joined on September 20, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on October 13th · 5 referrals joined!

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My name is Ea, I'm not a slut, Don't talk to me like you think I am. Im not a beggar. I pay my own way when I need bling packs and Fu stuff. But just cuz I can buy my own stuff does not mean I'm loaded! I still love it when ppl get me stuff! I'm a girl dang it! I am a 40 hour a week factory worker in SC. Dont come at me begging! I cant afford to support 2 fu addicts!

I bling who I want to period! whether they bling me back or not. Meaning, if I bling you I do not expect you to bling me back. Just puttin this in here, Im a cat person, ANY kitty bling makes me very happy! :)

I may be a plus size woman. But, I do NOT have low self esteem. Not looking for any kind of attention from horny phuckers lookin to bang one out. I Love me. Just sayin. Again dont jump in my shout box talking to me like I'm a whore. You WILL be ignored period!

Guys, dont ask me to view your NSFW pics and comment them. Im 51yrs old and seen a whole lotta cock. Trust me, Yours is NOT the greatest thing out there! And Im an old school girl, if u shave ur junk I really don't want to see! Grown men have pubes! The little boy-big dick look does nothing for me.

I dont care to chat/cyber about my girl parts, what Im wearing or sexual stuff period. I'm friggin menopausal! (definition; not horny!)Asking what size my boobs are will be ignored! I friggin HATE that! If you're looking for hot cam fun... Hahaha!(seriously???Im 51) Move along! UNLESS! you buy me a 1000 Bling pack! Then Ill flop my girls on the desk and hold up my belly roll and show ya my fat furry kitty! Woohooo! Yeah, thats what I thought! LMAO!!!

I work 2nd shift M-F from 3-11 pm EST. I may be logged on but not really here.

52 Year Old · Female · From Easley, SC · fuMarried to: Swol · Joined on September 20, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on October 13th · 5 referrals joined!
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I work for a large gas turbine manufacturing company. I'm a TBC operator (Thermal Barrier Coatings [google it]) or more simple a Flame Spray operator. Heres a very short vid of the idea.


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    After having sex a husband asks His wife if she had a orgasm. She says"Yes I did". So the husband asks."What was I doing when you had the orgasm". She says" Downstairs grabbin a beer".

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    ... who says death and taxes are the only things certain in life ... from what I can tell so is laundry and dishes!

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