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Biscuit's blog: "Monkey!"

created on 11/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/monkey/b160152

with knives!!

So i was mulling something over at "work" the other day with a couple people and I have decided that there is something missing from our military. Monkeys With Knives It would be great on so many levels. In the first place, it would be cheap. Feeding, arming and training monkeys would be alot less expensive than feeding arming and training humans. Most humans are as smart as monkeys anyway. And its in tune with the military's work to unman the front lines. But best of all, it would piss PETA the fuck off and thats always a nice bonus. You take a bunch of spider monkeys and give them a couple knives. Train them to be psycotic, and for an extra psycological warfare bonus, give them a little clown hat and a little tingly sivler bell on their tails. Fly them over the warzone, and kick them the fuck out of the plane. No need for parachutes because they are monkeys. They can grab a branch or something on the way down and be fine. Then they kill everything. The bonus is they have these little bells on their tails. So the sound of a cute little tingly bell, becomes the sound of an imminent, horrible, bloody demise. While an angel gets his wings.
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