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"Let me 'splain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

Dichotomy is my middle name. I am a sweet, angelic girl with an extremely naughty streak. A shy exhibitionist and a kinky romantic. And a dirty girl who is up for just about anything so long as I am not in a dominant role.

Please take note that I am fat. F.A.T. I am perfectly ok with that but please make sure you are as well before contacting me. If you don't like chubby girls, stay clear. This fattie loves to revel in her sexuality and doesn't mind showing you that big girls can be sexy, too.

Fat is not a bad word. Fat can be beautiful and sexy and happy. I refuse to allow someone else's definition of fat define me. Just as I refuse to allow someone else's definition of beauty define me.

As I've mentioned, I am a naughty girl and like a man with a mind as twisted as my own. Someone who can surprise me. Age/size/race truly unimportant as long as you can hold a conversation. Make me laugh and I'm putty in your hands. ;c)

I am turned off by the idea of men in submissive situations and txtspeak or other abuses of the English language. In other words, please don't ask if I want to own you, sit on you, fuck you with a strap-on, or anything else which puts me on the dominant side. And please do try to speak in complete sentences with at least an attempt at spelling, grammar and punctuation.

I am married but it is an open relationship. I can see (and do) whomever I wish. However, just because I may be free to doesn't mean I will fuck anything which comes at me with a hard cock.
This goes for cyber, phone and camming, as well.

I get comments constantly on my username so let me break it down.

Kinky - "How kinky?" Kinkier than most. However, that does not mean I am a slut. Wait, okay, I am a slut but not in the way some people think of it. By my definition, a slut is someone who thoroughly enjoys sex and the exploration of hedonistic pursuits. I do not, however, fuck anyone who asks. In fact, I'm rather picky in that way. But I do love a good flirt so if you think you have the chops, flirt away!

Little - "How can you be both little and fat?" There are many definitions to that word, so it is absolutely possible to be both.

Fat - "You're not fat, you're [insert flattery here]!" While I appreciate the attempt at a compliment, it actually goes against what I'm trying to say. I am fat by every definition of the word. But that is all it is -- a word. A descriptor. Calling me fat is as insulting as saying I have green eyes. To tell me that I am not gives the word more meaning and power than it deserves.

Girl - "37? You're not a girl, you're a woman." By some definitions, sure. But if you get to know me, I think you'll agree that I don't act my age. ;c)

Before you friend me...
Stand up.
Strip down.
Hop on one foot while telling me what a sexy bitch I am.

No, not really! Just friend me. No need to ask me or rate or any of that.

Yes, I have a lot of friends. Basically, I accept any request unless I have reason to think you are underage or planning to spam me. I know that comes off as a "friend collector" and if that turns you off, so be it. Really, I just don't want to miss out on the chance to find that next awesome friend (or more).

Want access to my other albums? No need to ask; just follow the instructions above for sending a friend request. ;c)