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Midget and the horse

There was this midget with a speech problem. He was looking to buy a horse and was talking to a friend about it. His friend sent him to see another guy that had a horse for sale. Before the midget arrived the friend called this man to let him know that the midget was on his way and to try to be nice and to bear with him cause of his speech problem. When the midget arrived the man met him and was showing him the horse. The midget then asked to see the horse's eeyaws, so the man picked up the midget and showed him the horse's ears and then sat him back down. The Midget asked to see the horse's tweef, so again the man picked up the midget and showed him the horse's teeth and sat him back down. The man was beginning to get frustrated. When the Midget asked to see the horse's twat, then man picked up the midget and shoved him as far up the horse's twat as he could. When he pulled him out the Midget then looked at him and said, maybebe I sh-sh-should re-refase dat..... can I see da horse w-w-wun awound a wittle bit.
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