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Topping the list of most-frequently adulterated foods are olive oil, milk, honey, and saffron, according to a new database put together by the US Pharmacopeial Convention, the non-profit that sets standards for drug and food ingredients. Developed to help trace patterns in adulteration, the database includes more than a thousand cases from 1980 to 2010 and records exactly what the foods were mixed with and how the adulteration was detected, along with links to the press reports and scientific papers on each case.
MY LIVING WILL: Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
Got a bullet in my side and it hurts so bad.
You know I can't die, 'cause my girl would be sad.
Twenty more days and Jody be takin' my place.
Come on N.C.O. gotta get on the ball.
Tell the R.T.O. to put in a call.
The medics here have done their best.
Now it's time for the Dustoff to do the rest.
The sun/s goin' down and it's hard to see.
But the bullets keep on flyin' all round me.
I see a red light way up high.
It's gotta be the Dustoff in the sky.
I feel real bad leavin' friends behind.
But they say they're gunna get me home on tme.
They're gunna fight all through the night.
And when the mornin' comes I'll be out of sight.
Here I am home sittin' in my chair.
Got the TV on and guess what's on the air.
There they are, they're at it again.
They say they're gunna stay and fight till the end.
The finest soldiers in all the land.
For you my friends I proudly stand.
John Michael Ferrari
SP4
25th Infantry Division, Fourth Brigade, Company C.
Vietnam ~ August 1966
I gave a special ritual/vision ceremony. I believe I saved the planet. Just to make sure, for everyone, taking into account the various time zones, the ceremony was preformed early this morning. To receive the "anointments”, just touch your computer and feel the warmth and vibrations, that I sent through the internet. Sorry, but I ran out of special prayer clothes. To help me further my crusade for the Mayan prediction, send contributions to the usual place..Brother Hiram
