M I C H E L L E FM2 INFJDaddy's blog: "MENS RULES"

Bomber's needed, ASAP!! He's got a very slim lead and need some help getting this contest over with... I've helped so many... won't ya help him a little just cause it's the nice thing to do?? if you leave 200+ comments I'll make you a personal Salute... 500 comments a sfw salute and we will negotiate what else. Just send me a message with the # of comments you leave and yes it will be watched to make sure I'm not paying out if you don't leave the comments. ¢¼ ¢¼ White Chocolate ¢¼ ¢¼ Wifey to ~Will~~ Owned by ღMz.NeNeღ @ fubar

(repost of original by 'Carnie *Member of Life-savers* owned by Tiger Princess' on '2008-08-03 21:42:44')

=== '"Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S' wrote the following at '2008-05-22 18:01:18'.. > > ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! > > > "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S
> > > > ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~
> > ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!
> > ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~
> > ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ?
> > The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler)
> > CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A**
> > ******JUICY DEE******
> > RedheadWitha6InchTongue
> > MISSYBEAR"N.A.P. FAMILY RECRUITER&PROUD CLUB FAR MEMBER"
> > ~*Dirty's Angel *~Fu Wifey 2 JAMES*~Angel Gone Bad*~Fu-Angels*~
> > Eyes~Like~Stacy
> > ??Da®k Kittÿ?? ~~Fo®eve® In Da®kne§§~~Fiesta Tappers
> > ziggyziggy girl *sisters 4 life**soul train**soul plane*
> > ~*~*JEN-AY*~*~
> > ?Dragonphyre? Owner of 2MUCH
> > SKITTEN*** CLUB F.A.R.***PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!!
> > CuteFaceWithAChubbyWaist(Club F.A.R & ~Fu-Angels~) ~Sign M
> > ?A Soldiers Sweetheart?~Forbidden Promoter~
> > ~~ BOOBILICIOUS MELISSA / CLUB FAR/ WISE UK FRIENDS MEMBER ~~
> > ? .?:*? Txbloñdi£ ?*:?. ? Member of PiTBull-Mâfiâ & CluB-FÃR
> > ?Country Girls love Country Boys?Native American Pride Family?Club F.A.R.
> > ???BrightEyedArtist???
> > ~~Sunshine~~
> > sweetpeabayba
> > Unbreakable ~Cuz I'm Fckn REAL~That's why! ~Member of Dylon's Divas & AZ's Angels
> > ~Tinker Manager of SinCity Fuwife of Gangster of love~
> > *DevilsGoddess*SER/ HH~Dj /pRoMoTeR~*OwNeD bY DjDeViL*1stAlarmUgly*StalkerManager4Koolaide*
> > Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~
> > BABY BLUE EYES GIRL **CLUB F.A.R**FREAK TRAIN**DEATH TRAIN**BBW TRAIN**RATE*FAN*ADD RETURN THE LOVE*
> > Mystic Wolf Woman Sisters 4 Life{Rate Spankers} ~ CLUB F.A.R. ~ The Friendship Circle Fu-Angel
> > ~Prtyeyes~ Back to living the single life!!! I do not accept friends under 25 sorry
> > †FÕ??áke? ß?t??† L.D.C Creator~CLUB F.A.R.
> > *Áñgè£* Rate Spankers! WEEZYS BFFL
> > ¤ŠPRíÑG¤
> > ICE *Mgr 2Club Poison/Fu Owned by Kinkstar/ DSC/Sister4Life/Club FAR/Stiletto Girls*
> > ~*~Angie~*~
> > The Lonely Heart
> > Smart Cricket ~~Head Maiden of N.A.P. Family~~
> > ~~ANGELBRAT~~
> > FREAKYBITCH proud member of Shadow levelers
> > ~sassybrat~Rider of the Love Machine
> > ?AMber420Nicole?Sisters4Life?Top Shelf Crew?
> > *Roxy*~Indian Princess~PrisonBitch Pod Owner~The BLOCK Security~#1 Nut @ dysFUNction Junction~fu-wifey #11 to Jokers Wild~
> > *christina* Queen Bitch"Sisters 4 Life"
> > ~*~LoVeSaHaIrYCHeSt- Can I see urs?*~*~CLUB F.A.R. RAWKS!~*~*TROUBLE ~*~FU~ANGELS
> > ~BabyGirl~ *Love, peace & Faith*
> > ? Mz PiNk ? Fu-Bomber Family Promoter Manager ?
> > Suga Hooker Real Cat-Women! Lollipop gurlz club D.S.C. Shadow levelers!
> > CinDragon~Shadow Leveler!~I.B.I.C.~Owned by:HisSweetObsession&hearts

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "#1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors and black and white, like the MS Windows' default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin and Lime are also fruits. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.