Men are like.... > > 1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the >crap out of you. > 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less >firm they are. > 3. Men are like ..... Weather . Nothing can be done to >change them. > 4. Men are like ....... Blenders You need One, but >you're not quite sure why. > 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, >&they usually head right for your hips. > 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't >believe a word they say. > 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes >are always 1/2 off. > 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take >soooooooo long to mature. > 9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the >first sign of emotion. > 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but >only for a little while. > 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when >they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. > 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look >at, but not very bright. > 13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are >taken, the rest are handicapped.