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FUPONY POLISHING 101:
If you want to be a top Pony Whisperer there are certain things you need: Paper/notebook, pen/pencil and a fast computer. If you do not have a fast computer you will crash repeatedly and it is not recommended. If you have a fast computer, you can have over 12 pages of bling, containing a pony or ponies, open at one time. It takes weeks to build up a log of FUPONY times. It takes somwhere between 12 to 18 hours to find 5 FUPONIES ready to polish the first day. After about 2 weeks, you will have approxomately 25 to 35 FUPONIES to polish a day.
Given: Each person is allowed to polish up to 10 bling per bling page per day (mega polishing allows 5000 polishes per bling page). A day is from reset, midnite California time, or fu-time, till the next reset. All bling polishes once per 23 hour period minimum, 25 hours maximum (hypothetically), an average of once per 24 hours. When you polish a bling, it resets to be polished again in 23 to 25 hours. This is what is called the two hour polishing window.
LOOKING FOR A FUPONY TO POLISH:
When you find a pony in bling, Bookmark the bling page with the following:
1. How many ponies are in the bling
2. Name of the bling page
3. Where the pony or ponies are located in the bling: favorites, normal (older ponies) or SPECAIL ABILITY (newer ponies)
4. Dates the pony or ponies were received
Example: The bookmark for my FUPONY, Glitter butt, is as follows:
1 pony, Megan, favorite #5, feb. 20, 2012.
WHEN YOU POLISH A FUPONY, start a daily log and write down the following:
1. time polished including time zone reference
2. name of bling page
3. location of FUPONY: favorites (fav.) (write down the # location of the favorite), Normal (older ponies are located here), or SPECIAL ABILITY (newer ponies).
4. Date pony was received (listed on the polishing window of the pony). It is important to write down the date received. Locations of FUPONIES change within favorites and you may need to find the FUPONY in SPECIAL ABILITY BLING (newer ponies) or NORMAL (older ponies) if the owner of the FUPONY takes the pony out of favorites.
5. Points awarded
Example:
9:45 am fu-time Megan fav #5 feb, 20, 2012 points: 138,000
This FUPONY will come up for polishing again between 8:45 am fu-time and 10:45 am fu-time the next day. It is a 2 hour polishing window with an average polishing time of 1 hour. Some ponies are moving forward and some are moving backward in time. Therefore, we are chasing the FUPONY.
Caution: If you polish a FUPONY within an hour after reset, before 1am fu-time, don't forget to save at least 1 polish for that FUPONY the same day incase the FUPONY comes up for polishing before reset on the same day you polished it.
Example: Let's say you polish my FUPONY, Peace on Earth, at 12:30 am fu-time. Now the next polishing window would be 11:30 pm fu-time that same day to 1:30 am the next day. If the FUPONY comes up for polishing before midnite fu-time, you need to have at least one polish left from the same day in order to polish the pony twice in one fu-day.
If you have a fupony u need to block this person! I caught her selling my pony time out for random ability bling and 1,000 credits!She is makin it hard on people to level ! http://fubar.com/thepoorbillionaires
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.
FML!
This one is a pain in the butt till I had help doing this the fast way..
Just find a band that has alot of songs.
listen to all the songs for 10-15 seconds each then go to the next one, go all the way down to the last song and listen to that one for 30
seconds then after that start at the very top and click vote and keep going down. Good luck. :)
This one was a bit of a challenge cause I done this befor they changed the rule about not being able to use ablilty bling. But now u can use a star but its only 12 hours. If I had a star it would have been simple for me. Not sure if I should even say what I had to do to get itwithout bling.
What I would do first is use a blast that u can get for 10 mill bux once a week and maybe buy another! The more seen you are the better, Wait till u get the message that is has been approved.. Heck if u can buy a happy hour. But also need to have alot of help from your friends! U will need a pimp buddy to trade with. Its better to have this agreement befor hand. Have some extra credits if u need to reset your abilities. Some of you may not need to do all of this.. Its just a few Ideas ok?
Also u will need to post some mums. Give it an hour inbetween them for new or different people too see you.
Change how many more likes you need in your name .
*200 more likes to go* (example)
Post a new status every 10 min or so asking for likes.
ALSO! I had some friends sharing my profile alot! That is what helped me get over the edge! THANK YOU AGAIN VENOM! That girl is amazing!
Again if you feel u got a better way then feel free to post it :) Have a great day! :)
This achievement is not too bad but it did take me 25 hours cause I had things come up. So I dont have general idea of how
fast it can be done. I had to redo some cause I was a lil late getting back to it. But the fastest way is to have several tabs open of people
who have EZ rate photos. And after you rate the photo just click on the pic itself to go to the next one. And its also better to do this on a
Unlimited 11s day! Some people get upset for 10 rates..
I wana try to help my friends out a lil bit on here with some of the achivements. Just give ya some pointers on them.
The most recent one I done was (Polishing party Mega Extreme) Polishing 10,000 bling in 24 hours.
This one really hurt my hands and was rather boring, but still needs to be done to get to level 57.
What I done first was loaded up a few tab with people I found in the Hottest Fublingees section, Because they have the most bling and u wont waste time searching while ur polishing. Stay on their page I started with their LE bling for points then movied on to their normal bling.
U want to hit the expand button on the upper right hand corner of the bling box that way u dont have to scroll so much to see more dirty bling! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT to save some time.
Even with doing this and taking a few breaks for obvious reasons this still took me 2 polishers and 10 hours to do.
Good Luck :)
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
Do you really think this will happen?
