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created on 09/14/2006  |  http://fubar.com/life-according-to-stang/b945  |  1 followers

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Okay I'm being nosy,  have two questions I'd like to ask, the first is for the people who were on the site during the Lost Cherry & Cherry Tap days, the 2nd is for everyone.

 

1.  What do you miss the most about the Lost Cherry and Cherry Tap Days?

2.  Why do you log into Fubar?  Do you log in to socialize with friends or to see how far you can level and "play the Fu game"?

I'm asking that you answer honestly but without being an asshat, I'm asking for a reason......Thanks Huge.

Okay based on a comment on my blog about independent women, I've been asked to write a blog about how to date an independent woman.  What I get my self into...lol, if you have a chance, PLEASE answer these questions so I can put this all together and not base the whole blog on just how I feel.



1.  Do you expect your date/partner to open doors for you?
2.  Do you expect your date/partner to pull out your chair for you
3.  Do you expect your date/partner to place your order with the waiter/waitress for you?
4.  Do you expect your date/partner to pay if HE asks YOU out on the first date?
5.  Do you expect your date/partner to pay if YOU ask HIM out on the first date?
6.  Who pays if it's just a "meeting" and we're hanging out?
7.  Do you expect your date/partner to hold your purse in the store as you shop?
8.  Do you expect your date/partner to carry your packages as you shop?  Under what condition if it's not all the time?

Now the long term relationship stuff

1.  Do you expect your partner to consult you prior to making a major purchase?  Are you willing to consult him before doing the same?
2.  Do you expect your partner to retain a bank account in his name, you one in yours and the two of you have a joint account?
3.  Do you expect for your partner to have his own vehicle?
4.  Who is responsible for doing laundry?
4.  Who is responsible for cooking?
5.  Who is responsible for cleaning?
6.  Who is responsible for taking out the trash?
7.  Who is responsible for the paying of the household bills?
8.  Who picks up the check for "date night" if you are in a long term monogamous relationship?
9.  Did I leave anything out??  Have anything to add?  Go for it.

Damn it's been a while since I've had the chance to shed some light on a real jackass but after months of keeping my mouth shut enough is finally enough. Last time I did a blog like this, I didn't have to air much dirty laundry it aired itself in the comments as people became comfortable enough to see that they weren't alone. Secondly, if you're one of those who scream "All people do is start drama..." then stop reading now and you won't have to deal with it right? Well, I guess for any good, "He's a lyin ass playah and wouldn't know a friend if one saved his life" story we have to begin with an asshole and I pick this one:
Shit...wrong picture...
Better.... Anyway, if I put ALL his dirt out there, this blog would read like an unabridged dictionary but here we go. Since I can't use his real name We'll just call him Punk Ass....K..? Punk ass and I started off with a mutual interest and we talked a lot getting to know one another. The more I talked to him the more I was really comfortable in thinking that he and I were not at the same point and not looking for the same thing but the understanding was that if he caught up with me we would revisit our situation. So we shifted into friends mode and off we went. We talked a lot and I mean up to like 6-9 times a day sometimes not including text messages n stuff. It was very cool..and if you're skimming, remember at this point we agreed to be friends. Well, I hop out of bed one morning and my friends page says he's "In A Relationship" I was like where the fuck did that come from?! Hell I tell all my friends when I'm hooked up...lol, I'm a braggin ass bitch...lmfao. I have to admit though my feelings were hurt b/c it was contradictory to our earlier agreement. I didn't care that he'd hooked up but rather we didn't talk about it and that I didn't get some common courtesy before he went public with it. Well, as a friend does, he was comforting and just assured me that he had a stalker and he changed his status so that she would go away and that I was his best friend and "he loved me" and the only people he says that too was his kids. Come to find out (months later) that the "stalker" was a new girlfriend! Why lie? Oh and the I love you thing? Well...his now EX girlfriend was more than willing to donate to this blog:
Hmmm well he (as my friend) had sent this to ME:
Now you're up to speed....In all honesty, I can't keep his women straight nor in order but I started watching his page and noticed the tell tale sign of Fu Playah...with me being his friend I was less affected by that aspect of it, by this point I was bothered that he was lying..for no reason. So, I called him on it, I called him out on lies he told and over all how he was being a dick....well the took that well and even sent this:
Okay wait...anyone else notice the dates on those two screen shots? Okay just checking. Well we stayed friends a while longer and he asked my advice on a problem he was having with a woman. He said that he had a friend (not me) that was very interested in him but his feelings were not mutual. Furthermore, she had been just a friend and nothing was ever between them and she was bugging him. Supposedly she was bugging him to the point that he had been nasty to her. I told him that he needed to apologize for being a shithead but to be honest (I think he had to look that up), tell her how he felt and if she did not respect it then he needed to remove her from his space. Fast forward the clock....I noticed that even after his apology the lies kept coming and coming and coming...I couldn't deal so I had to bail. Now if anyone knows me, they know that if I bail thought it's usually with a bang and I could have probably done so w/o calling him a bitter bitch made motherfucker but whatever.... After he and I parted ways, I made a great new friend, and if she wants to make herself known, she will......she's got to be one of the sweetest people I'd ever met. Turns out...she was the "friend that was interested in dude that never had a relationship with him" (According to him, remember?) so we started talking and she provided me with these screen shots from when they were supposedly not together...lol:
Hmmm sounds like to me he lied...oh and as it all started to come out, come to find out that at the same time he was "not seeing" *choke* GirlA that he was all up in GirlA's BEST FRIEND'S ear tryin to hook up with her. Look if someone hits me privately or asks here there is so much information to be had on this guy but the reality is, he's sold to the highest bidder. If you are involved with him or have been and have been hurt by him, please don't take it personally. He really doesn't care about anyone but himself. He has no concept of friendship, loyalty or what it's like to actually BE a friend. If I got paid for my opinion...I'd venture to say that he uses women not just for fun but to feed his ego....same reason most people who do things like that do it but no matter how much he tells someone they are the one, they're not.....he's the ONLY one in his life, him and his kids. Everyone one else, on a platonic level or otherwise are insignificant and replaceable to him. Now you know the deal if you get mixed up with dude, that's on you. Am I just a jaded ex fu friend? Nah, I took out some time to hang out with him when I was in his neck of the woods and NO there was nothin freaky bout the meeting, it was just two friends sayin hey and exchanging some words. Now that it's all out there...I'm interested in seeing how deep all of this actually went.... **NOTE - THIS USER CHANGED HIS NAME PRIOR TO THIS BLOG SO NO BREECH OF BLOG TOS HAS OCCURED. **NOTE - I'M NOT LINKING HIS PAGE, IF YOU'RE ON HIS LIST YOU KNOW WHO HE IS, HE MIGHT BE ON TOP DUDE OF THE WEEK SOMEPLACE TOO OH AND THIS PUNK ASS BITTER BITCH MADE MOTHERFUCKER HAS MADE HIS PAGE "FRIENDS ONLY" AS WELL
Sadly it has be brought to my attention that there are people who are buying people unsolicited gifts then telling the recipient that they need to crush them or add "property of" to their name. Are you fuckin kiddin me? If someone buys you something you did not ask for or make an agreement about then if you want to put something in your name, put "Property of Thanks For The Free Shit". You owe no one ANYTHING!!!!! I am LIVID that people are running around here thinking they can buy people at random for VIP's and Blings. If you are one of the people buying random VIP's and blings and expecting that people owe you shit, know this, all you are owed is a thank you and to know that your spent money is appreciated. Also if you are one of the people doing this, I'd consider asking people first if they will agree to your "proposals". I know who's doing it and will gladly put their ass on blast if ONE of my friends comes to me again with this kinda bullshit.....you wanna be top something? You can be a top embarrassed broke ass........ Oh and I hope you all had a great weekend!
Ahhh Halloween, the most anticipated time of the year for dentists. This is the time that we take our kids to the homes of total strangers and beg for food...sounds like fun!!....LOL I used to go trick or treating until I was about 10, every year after that, I managed to be grounded and could not go. Now that I'm an adult, I think that was my parents way of saying I had no business out there any damn way since I always had candy left over at Christmas. What I fail to understand is what happened to kids getting into mom and dad's closets, being creative and coming up with their own costume? Hmm..I wonder also, how many kids have been suffocated at the hands of those hard plastic masks with the ONE elastic band that went around the head and had a staple on both sides on the mask?.....LOL
I also remember taking a brown paper sack, drawing pictures and coloring on it to make my "goodie" bag. I thought I had hit the big time when I got this transparent, floral, plastic shopping bag with handles.
Please, with that bag I was pissin in tall cotton and no one could tell ME that I wasn't stylin...ha ha ha ha, Prada, what? One thing that has not changed over the years is the existence of good candy
and bad candy.
Now again, I was not a huge candy freak as a kid and if you know anything about me, you already know that I can be a little "odd" but I liked those peanut butter chews that no one else liked...lol...those were almost the only Halloween candy that I ate. The "good" candy made it's way to mom and dad's work via their lunch. Maybe it's me, but the one thing I will NEVER understand about Halloween is this:
It may take one of you parents to explain to me the point of taking someone who has no teeth and can't say "trick or treat" out candy hunting on Halloween. It seems to me that since babies can't eat candy and it's more than likely mom and dad will eat it, why parent's don't just go to the store and buy their own damn candy versus using that innocent baby as some kind of decoy, sugar seeking magnet. How man babies at two or three months old will remember being placed in a costume and toted from house to house in search of that sweet treat. Funny thing is that the trick is usually in the bottom of that costume when the parents get home and take that silly looking thing OFF of that baby. What lays at the bottom I'm sure does not smell like
Actually, I don't mind Halloween now that I'm an adult, the kids trick or treat at my house and it does give me the chance to see what the neighborhood kids come up with from year to year and although I still don't understand it, the babies do look really cute. Halloween this year should go off without a hitch as long as I don't see one of these
at my doorstep asking for ANYTHING!!!! Oh and what am I going to be for Halloween? Home. Handing out candy like many of the other grown ups in my neighborhood but if I were going to dress up this year, I'd look a little something like this
So, you tell me: 1. What was your most memorable childhood Halloween experience? 2. What are you doing THIS year for Halloween? Most of all, keep it fun and keep it safe, Happy Halloween to all of my friends and thank you for just being you.
Okay, this is a HUGE rant, and I own it for what it is. I love the Fu, I’ve been here for about two and a half years now an I’ve seen a lot of things change. Nah, I’m not talking about the rules and all of that, that’s going to be what it is, we can take it or leave it, I’m talking about some of the people. I’ve made some really amazing, real life friends on the Fu, I’ve seen real life couples come on the Fu together and some couples who meet here and become happy but when did people start selling their souls for points and blings? I’m not talking about people who offer to show their NSFW pics to people for stuff, to each his/her own but I am totally astonished at the number of REAL people who are selling out their REAL friends and REAL lovers or rates, blings and points? When some of you kiss your kids at night, do they care if you’re an Oracle now or do they care that some jackass rated you a one before you came to tuck them in? I know that I may sound like I’m being extreme but I’m not. I talk to people, a LOT of people about things going on in their real lives, more often than not, my shout is open and if I’m at my computer, I will respond to it. I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that a friendship ended over something silly like “fubucks” or some crazy beef with someone that no one has ever met offline. Why do some people need to be reminded that when you form “REAL” relationships with people that those are supposed to mean more than a click of the mouse or anything that can happen on this site when you log out? This is supposed to be fun. In all of the hustle and bustle for rates, points, spotlight, bling and other things that really don’t mean anything at the end of the day, the sense of community that was here when I joined is just about gone. Some of you will say, it’s just the internet and it’s not to be taken seriously……I get that but through the internet…REAL relationships are made and some of you should consider taking those relationships as seriously as you do the need to level or your quest to see NSFW pics. Am I perfect? Not by a long shot and I don’t claim to be ….. hell I don’t want to be cause there is no fun in that, I’ve made my mistakes just like everyone else has but one thing I’d not do intentionally is through my close friends under a bus over something that means nothing when I hit the “log out” link. As I said before, the Fu is supposed to be fun; it’s much more fun to Fu with friends than it is to Fu yourself. Ducez!
Before I even get rolling, I know this shit is petty and am even a bit pissed I have to use any of my time on this but I'm am kind of tired of answering the same question over and over. In the land of FU and it's infinite numbers of families and groups, another girl group has popped up calling themselves the FU Bad Girls. Are they in ANY way relation to the small group of friends I have that are the FU Bad Bitches?? NOT EVEN CLOSE. Understand this 1st, the FU Bad Bitches are not a rate, fan and add group. We are just a small group of friends who have been through a lot together and through their strength and tenacity in various situations, have shown that they are indeed a bad bitch. The Fu Bad Girls seemed to NOT be able to be original in concept nor name, so when people 1st asked if we were one in the same and I found myself repeating over and over we wern't, I approached the "biter" ummm "founder" of the FU Bad Girls and explained to her the issue and asked if she might consider altering the name some so there would be no confusion. She agreed, she even ask that we (Shasta from Ultimate Bad Girls Club had approached her as well) help her come up with a name. We gave her a LIST and she agreed to make the changes. Well, she hasn't and that's her choice as I've been told that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Now, I've not seen them anywhere but in HER name and I'm not sure what they do but if I was going to join anything, it would be a group that the owner had enough backbone and creativity to do her own thing and not feel the need to bite from groups are more established. I understand her reason, I guess unless she bit off of a name or names that someone already knew.........she could not or would not be successful in gaining members. That's pretty sad. Well this is all the publicity she'll get from me.....just know.....FU Lame Girls...ummm my bad...FU Bad Girls are NOT associated with me.....I like free thinkers. LOL Fu Bad Girls........ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I propose the new name as Fu Lyin Asses. That's jut me though. Again, I'm sorry that I even had to waste your time on this as there are so many more important things to worry about, but I am tired of answering the same question over and over....thanks for being understanding.he **Note** Oh and I offered to help her promote her group as well if she agreed to alter the name ........I guess since she blocked me, that's a NO...LMFAO...I need to go pick lint off my carpet that's more productive than spending any more time on the Fu Sad Girls. Oh how cute they have a matching mumm, interesting how the stories vary, however I am willing to post it anyway....*yawns* VIEW THE MUMM HERE I would comment on it but...I'm blocked...lol *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*fu/gf Velvet Moon*founder of Fu Bad Girls&Redneck Train*member of RR/WC/FT/CG/FA/I

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