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I am a bit....er...how you say....slutty from time to time...but that doesn't give anyone the right to treat me like a slut! (Well, unless I'm in the bedroom with them and I tell them to, but that's a different story all together!) I don't have a whole lot of rules here ppl! I mean seriously! WTF?!?!?! RULE #1) DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!! I will kill you! I'm not even joking! I don't think that should be a big issue! I'm not asking anything more of you than the Legal System asks of anyone who has to go on the Witness stand! You know what the truth is, I just want to hear it so there are no misunderstandings. If you just want to have sex with me, tell me that, odds are, I might be feeling the same way about you! Don't try to trick me into liking you, or making me think that it's gonna mean all that and a bag of Fritos to you! If you wanna get laid, tell me that to begin with...I should have the option to say..."hmmm, I'm not interested...." or "Sure, why the hell not?" Men, Women, Countrymen, lend me your pitiful ears....it's AMAZING I know, but WOMEN get horny too...and sometimes a one night stand might be all we're looking for. We're here, we're horny and fuck you if you think we're anyless lustful than you are...I MEAN COME ON..If you could have multiple orgasms...wouldn't you want to give it a try? RULE #2) WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO RULE #1!! And pls, don't take this the wrong way ppl...I'm begging you....If you don't want to cuddle, open up you're damned mouth...kay...I'm just sayin. There is nothing wrong with not wanting to cuddle, but damn it, if I'm hugging on you after I just let you spray your baby juice on me, and you don't return the favor, I'm gonna be hurt. But if you are just the kinda person who CAN NOT DO IT....then tell me! I'll go play Sudoku until you're ready to go again...honest... RULE #3) DO NOT CUT AND RUN! It's just courteous....if you don't want to spend the whole night together...its honestly no big! But for Christsake, if your lookin' at your watch goin' "oh look at the time..." I'm gonna be displeased, and you won't like me when I'm displeased. You gotta go, 8 am meeting at work, gotta get home before the wife or hubby misses you...I understand....I'm not here to judge, but I'm not here to be judged either (except for all you fabulous mother fuckers rating me as a ten or eleven...you can keep that shit up 'til the cows come home!) That's it...I'm not a complicated person...but I ain't nobodies 'ho either.... so, you know, spread the love...just cover your willie with the rubber glove...you feel me?
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