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Dear Non Pregnant People,

I have created a list of simple precautions around pregnant woman.

1. Do not walk up to a lady and pat her belly.

a. you dont really know if shes pregnant

b. she probably doesn't like being touched.

2. When she tells you that's shes not due for another 5 months do not look at her in astonishment!

a. shes about to kill you (run like hell)

b. RUN LIKE HELL

3. I dont know what the fuck "glow" your talking about..

a. shes probably sweating from having to get up

b. she wore to much make up.

4. Pregnant people have a tendency to fart and burp.

a. dont be so shocked

b. look away

5. DO NOT MAKE A PREGNANT WOMAN WAIT TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE

a. self explanatory there

I have more im sure

By the way my baby's ears just moved from its neck to the side of its head and its eyes moved from its ear space to the front of its face.... Exciting isn't it?

Also on a sick note my baby's skin is translucent

 

Wicked and the pomegranate

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