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MistressJenn4U's blog: "Just Me"

created on 06/17/2007  |  http://fubar.com/just-me/b92606
A few weeks ago I meet this guy we were talking and he asked what my fantasy was and now I wonder after his reaction to my fantasy. Do men understand what the word fantasy means. Ok here is what I wrote kinky I know but fantasy only OK folks My fantasy right now is to have orgy you set it up to have 2 suites one a few floors down in a nice hotel where you have a nanny taking well care of my kids there wants and needs are well taken care of. Then a few floors up there is another suite where you have sat up a orgy close to 15 guys plus you and my husband. You take me shopping mid day for a sexy outfit not telling anything of what is planned other then I’m the guest of honor and that I need to be very sexy for this evening. You take me to get my hair and nails done then we get the suite my husband is already there dressed very sexy himself I look around there is tables with drinks, food and small bowls threw the room with condoms. You excuse yourself and shower and come out all sexy. An the fun beings knocks on the door in streams all these men we turn on some music and things being to happen. I have a guy kissing me and touch me I look over and your making out with 2 guys. I see my husband is down on his knees sucking a guy off and everything keeps going for a good 5 hours till everyone is spent and I’ve had fucked almost every guy in the room. You come to me last we fuck me you get up everyone has left you shower me and my husband start to gather our things you so no need the suite is yours for the weekend you call down for a maid to come clean the room and have the nanny bring the kids up and go sleep in the a joining room. You kiss me ever so gently and say thank you see you soon. I walk you to the door. As I shut the door and walk back to the bed I see a envelope I open it and find $2000 dollars and a note Thank you for a wonderful evening this is a gift from the guys Love Ryan. So here I'll tell ya what it means my source is http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fantasy%20 fan·ta·sy /ˈfæntəsi, -zi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fan-tuh-see, -zee] noun, plural -sies, verb, -sied, -sy·ing. –noun 1. imagination, esp. when extravagant and unrestrained. 2. the forming of mental images, esp. wondrous or strange fancies; imaginative conceptualizing. 3. a mental image, esp. when unreal or fantastic; vision: a nightmare fantasy. 4. Psychology. an imagined or conjured up sequence fulfilling a psychological need; daydream. 5. a hallucination. 6. a supposition based on no solid foundation; visionary idea; illusion: dreams of Utopias and similar fantasies. 7. caprice; whim. 8. an ingenious or fanciful thought, design, or invention. 9. Also, fantasia. Literature. an imaginative or fanciful work, esp. one dealing with supernatural or unnatural events or characters: The stories of Poe are fantasies of horror. 10. Music. fantasia (def. 1). –verb (used with object), verb (used without object) 11. to form mental images; imagine; fantasize. 12. Rare. to write or play fantasias

Not The Way To Wake Up

I roll out of bed this morning open my bedroom door to this really bad smell I'm like WTF well the kids door flys open and there screaming the dog shit his kennel I'm like WTF I go see and mind you I'm smelling it my condo is only 600sft ugg so I drag him out let him pee and shit if there is any left in him. I have my son help me clean it up uggg not the way I wanted to wake up

THE MILITARY WIFE

THE MILITARY WIFE The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model?" The Lord replied: "Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour's notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she is pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move to a new location ten times in seventeen years. And oh, yes, she must have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head, "Six pairs of hands? No way." The Lord continued, "Don't worry, we will make other military wives to help her. And we will give her and unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it's overworked and tired, and be large enough to say, 'I understand' when she doesn't, and say 'I love you,' regardless." "Lord," said the angel, touching his arm gently, " Go to bed and get some rest. You can finish tomorrow." "I can't stop now, " the Lord said, "I am so close to creating something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick, can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway, or a depot, and understand why it's important that he leave." The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it closely and sighed, "It looks fine, but it's too soft." "She might look soft," replied the Lord, "but she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure." Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the Lord's creation. "There's a leak," she announced. "Something is wrong with the construction. I am not surprised that it has cracked. You are trying to put too much into this model." The Lord appeared offended at the angel's lack of confidence. "What you see is not a leak," He said. "It's a tear." "A tear? What is it there for?" asked the angel. The Lord replied, "It's for joy, sadness, pain, disappointment, loneliness, pride, and dedication to all the values that she and her husband hold dear." "You are a genius!" exclaimed the angel. The Lord looked puzzled and replied, "I didn't put it there." --Unknown

What a night

My day started out wonderful and it ended wonderful lets put it this way my world got rocked in many ways sad thing is I woke up sick today.

Sick Very Sick

I had a wonderful afternoon yesterday I had a wonderful evening yesterday I wake this morning me and the kids are sick I maybe taking us to the emergancy room if we don't hold done the water and gatoraid we are drink. I wont be on much till I feel better
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