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An honest look at Government A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: #1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. #2 Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. #3 We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. #4 The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. #5 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

"You know, "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --- Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --- Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --- Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." --- Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --- Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor.) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --- Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --- Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --- Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --- Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --- Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --- Robin Williams

We are getting more snow we are up to about 6 inches almost enought for nude snowball fighting oh yaaaaa

Well it is finally snowing yes first snow in Febuary. Started on Thursday and still going. Yes I know for some I'm strange but I love it. Got some great pic's of it, and still taking more. Oh ya I'm on heaven with the snow

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Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan!

You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!

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