Ok, this one is about me. Didn't want people to think that I am only on here to sell sex toys. I am the real one-woman person behind Sugarplumsonline.
I am also co-host of a podcast called "The Me and B Show". It is a side project/hobby that my husband and I do. We basically drink quite a few drinks and then rant about how wicked retarded we are.
Where to start...let's see. I am 30 years old. Like to "soak it up in the hot tub with my soulmate". Sorry Napoleon's Uncle Rico possessed me to say that. I am married to my best friend. We are sooo alike that sometimes I wonder if we are related. Hopefully not. Because that would be incestuously disturbing. Kinda like Joe Dirt "I'm your sister, I'm your sister!!"
I own 3 little yorkie dogs. Oldest is Sassy, and then there is Jobe and Maeby. Yes, I am an Arrested Development fanatic. I named my dogs after 2 of the characters. Sassy is almost 7 and Jobe and Maeby are almost 1.
No kids, because I am still a big kid myself. I guess that is why for our 30th birthdays this year we bought each other vintage classic 1981 stand up Galaga and Ms Pacman arcade games. You can see me all cracked out on Red Bull and Vodka playing Galaga in my pictures here on CherryTap. I wrote that little diddy just to prove what big nerds we really are.
If you wanna know more, drop me a line. Always down for meeting new people and chattin' it up.
That's it for now. Can't think of anything else to say.
Melissa
