Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all aren't gonna believe this shit..."
What do you call a dead blonde under the porch?
Last years hide and seek winner
Why do leprechauns giggle when they run through the grass?
The grass tickles their balls
'Mr. Krabs' lives in 'Bikini Bottom'..Think about it. xD