BrownSuga Rate Fan Add Crush's blog: "JOKES"

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back? Here are some reasons why you should think before you speak. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" hehe

Why does someone believes you when you say there are five billion stars in the sky, but if you tell them the paint is still wet they touch it to see if it's the true!!

A man took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. They had the best seat in the house behind his favourite team. It was a fantastic game, his team winning by a large margin. In his joy of happiness, the man turned to his girlfriend and asked "did you enjoy the game?"......"Oh yes" she replied 'I really really loved it - the tight pants, the bulging muscles. But I dont understand why they were trying to kill each other over 25 cent". The man gave her a puzzling look and asked her what she meant. "Well" she said "once the coin was tossed they spent the whole game shouting GET THE QUARTER BACK, GET THE QUARTER BACK...It was only 25 cent" hehehehe. Any blondes reading this... I'm sorry I just couldnt resist this one.

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the tools to cross the river" Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and crossed over using the bridge. Sorry chaps.....lol.... the heck I am!!!

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government. Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well, says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people". Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair Priminster) in here,would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room "Yes my Queen?" The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "Well, your Majesty, that would be me" "Yes very good" says the Queen. Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure" says Cheney, "let me get back to you on that one". Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer. Finally he ends up in the mens room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it? Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Cheney smiles and says "Thanks" Then Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell." Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!" hahahaha