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In episode 206 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter get into all things World Cup. As an official twitter pundit Ashley has plenty to say. Biting footballers, abject poverty and the shame of England as they come home early.
The chat about comedy at Edinburgh Fringe and discuss weird stories from around the globe. Janey does her now infamous Horrorscope.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 206
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In episode 205 of Janey Godley's Podcast the comedy mum with her stand up daughter Ashley Storrie get into the World Cup, crime, Tony Blair and all things football.
They both discuss feminism and answer many questions. Ashley has gone stir crazy as she tweets every game played in the World Cup and hasn't left the house in days. Janey does her Horrorscope this week is Pisces.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 205
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The commonwealth games are coming but visitors from around the globe needs to know a few things about us people of Glasgow.
1. The cone on Wellington's head is not graffiti, it's similar to the rooks in the Tower of London, if it's removed, Glasgow will fall. So our people replace it constantly, we are vigilant.
2. We will tell you our inner most medical history if you ask for directions, then walk you to that place as we show you photo's of a kidney stone.
3. We love to solve a problem and will include complete strangers in this task if you ask us to help, it will become a community project.
4. We will laugh at you loudly if you tell us you are Scottish especially if you weren't born here but you have grand parents who did, that doesn't count, you passport does.
5. We will swear constantly, even old people and bus drivers, it's how we communicate, if you ask us not to we will do it louder.
6. We have slang (secret language) for most things. Ruby Murray is a curry, nobody remembers who she is. Hampden roar means 'score' and Oscar Slater means 'later'.
7. Our men folk are often found half naked at the first sight of sun, and a beer can has to be carried as a tee shirt is tucked in a waist band.
8. The colder it gets the less our late night clubbers wear. Women have been seen in a nightslip and high heels in mid December.
9. We revere Greggs pies, we will queue for them at 1pm outside shops the way people stood with food coupons during the war.
10. Krispy Creme donuts are a rare commodity and can be traded for bed and board, like Mayan gold coins.
11. Don't ever sit in the disabled/elderly seats on a bus or train and think nobody will say anything, Glasgow people will swear at you.
12. Never jump a queue we are not English, we don't politely tut, Glasgow folk will tell you EXACTLY where you are in a queue and they will all join in.
13. If you hear screaming at 3am in the street, that's either the foxes or the mating call of Glaswegians and nobody is fighting. We fight silently.
14. We will talk to anyone who wants a chat, even passing each other in busy roads.
15. We will get out of moving vehicles to help you reverse park, then laugh at you for not being able to do it.
16. We wear a lot of sports clothing but rarely are into sport.
17. Our beautiful parks are stunning, go see them, it's where we let all our animals run wild, so don't be scared.
18. Always say hello to dogs, we all do that.
19. Never assume an elderly Glaswegian needs help across a road without asking them, they are proud and angry and might bite.
20. Fruit machines do not sell fruit.
21. Look up at our buildings in the city centre, we rival the best cities in our architecture and Glasgow people will point them out for you, the might call it "a cracking auld building".
22. We have amazing world culture in with our bricks, our Asians gave us great food and serve us late into the night with their outlandishly stocked shops- you can buy a beach LI-LO and milk at 2am, our Italian's gave us ice cream and many of our most diverse immigrants are our top doctors. They are our people now, you cannot have them back.
23. Our homeless and our poor are our cities people, give them a kind word and never look down on them, they are the birds that never flew, but they are our people and we welcome you.
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In episode 204 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie, the comedy mum & daughter discuss this week's news including JK Rowling's donations to the Better Together campaign, late night rapes in Glasgow and the World Cup.
Ashley has a Wookie book and does a 'murder story' and Janey does a special 'horrorscope'. There are some funny stories and some strong talk about the recent rapes in Glasgow.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 204
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In episode 202 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo with Ashley Storrie, they both chat about the rise of UKIP in Scotland, the Commonwealth Project, Maya Angleou and One Direction.
Ashley speaks candidly about drugs and alcohol and Janey discusses the Kardashian wedding. Ashley explains the English identity and they both chat about Rolf Harris and internet abuse. Guardians of the Galaxy gets a plug.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 202
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In episode 201 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss this week's election, UKIP and the latest LIDL magazine.
Janey talks about Prince Charles and his political statements and the shameful drag act who portrayed his mother in Canada. Ashley talks about her lack of make-up skills and how Janey constantly embarrasses her about being single.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 201
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In Episode 200 of Janey Godley's podcast with her comedy award winning daughter Ashley Storrie, this week's edition is for the first time LIVE in front of an audience at Wild Cabaret in Glasgow. This week we discuss Gary Barlow, Katie Price and the Eurovision song contest.
Ashley tells us how an 11 year old boy tried to chat her up and reads out weird an whacky stories. We have a big crowd who ask questions and prizes are given away. It's a live party.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 200
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In episode 199 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo talk about Boko Haram, Food banks and Ashley finds out she might have eaten her twin.
Janey chats about community welfare and they both read out podcast questions. Ashley discusses the fact that her mother won't let her date a comedian.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 199
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In episode 198 of Janey Godley's podcast with her daughter award winning comedian Ashley Storrie. The two comics this week discuss Max Clifford, Nigel Farage and Ashley's sore neck.
There is much hilarity as Ashley explains her latest big dream and Janey reads from her teenage diary in 1979. Prince Harry's ex girlfriend gets a ribbing and Ashley explains how she felt bad about a gig she did recently. Weird stories from around the world are featured and Ashley explains the plot of the Film "Inn of Sixth Happiness" in her hilarious voice.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 198
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"I just don't feel right" My dad says to me. I know he doesn't feel right, he stupidly got old and unlike most of my family he has managed to stay alive until the age of 82, I say 'stupidly' got old as that's what being old is...a bloody stupid yet amazing thing.
We start decaying the minute we are born, we are basically human croissants and we all have a shelf life, I myself look like I am slowly defrosting, I can see it in the mirror.
"Those neighbours killed my cat" he splutters. "Dad it was their cat and he got old and sick, he just was a constant visitor and liked your carpet to rub his back on" I remind him.
"Well he was my friend as well and now he is dead" Dad says as he gets out his fresh cotton hankie to rub his nose. My dad doesn't do 'paper hankies' they are for stupid people and ignorant folk that probably kill cats that like visiting my dad.
Dad has his own funny way of doing things and I have realised that as his 'carer' and daughter, I have to not change those things. He will for example never stop collecting dead batteries, pens and junk mail and stuffing them in drawers. They are 'his' drawers and he has ever right to stuff them with dud light bulbs and tiny screws that I have no idea where they originated from. I suspect the tiny wee screws come from the broken spectacles he collects or they belong to the tiny people who live under the stairs and are waiting to head back to Lilliput as soon as they get them back.
I have no idea why he needs to rip off the bit of red tape I have secured to his remote control to remind him where the volume buttons are, but I know he likes to call me five times a day that he can't work his TV.
His penchant for snipping the cuffs of all his socks as they "dig into my ankles", drives me insane, he cannot be convinced of the fact that Lycra exists and he doesn't have swollen of fat ankles!
So he now has 40 pairs of baggy ankle socks that look tatty.
My father has a collection of fancy baseball hats that would rival 50 cent or Jay Z and refuses to throw any of them out. One of his favourites is a Compton hat that has basically a Los Angeles gang slogan on it, he loves that one the most. He refuses to wear old man 'bunnets' like other old men, not for him the tartan checked flat cap, he prefers his gang totting rap gangsta hat to head to the doctors for his blood works to get checked. He likes a dapper waistcoat and refuses to take it off even in blistering heat.
He still makes a face when the Germans and Japanese are mentioned, having lost one brother in WWII and another brother who spent many years in a Japanese POW camp, he doesn't forget these things easily. Yet has a deep hatred of racism and shouts at the UKIP party when they grace his TV screen. Then he tries desperately to turn the volume down and calls me to 'fix his telly' when he can't figure it out.
My dad has a story about being an evacuee during WWII and it is utterly heart wrenching and makes me proud of the Granny that raised him as she basically rescued him from an evil farmer. Every day when I see him, he has a new story to tell me and I will never stop being amazed at his sparky spirit.
"So dad tell me why you don't feel right?" I asked him.
He looked at me and said "I think my socks are too tight, can you get me the scissor box out of the drawer so I can snip the ankle cuffs off?"
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