Over 16,514,297 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

jackass's blog: "insombnia blows"

created on 04/23/2008  |  http://fubar.com/insombnia-blows/b209557
boring sex survey... 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? …hell no, I don't know where they've been and im not exactly 100% sure where ive been…btw can you look at this rash for me? 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Wake up to a bj and blow just as you get that first morning stretch in…oh my god… 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? the open side, so if Dracula ever comes through the window I can tangle the girl in the blankets and RUN 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? …is this some sorta sneaky way of telln what kind of girl you like to go down on? Cause if a girl tastes like any of those you might have a problem. 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Nah, I like to tag the side of my buddy's car. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? yes…but we wont speak of this any further 7. Shower or bath? Shower, too hard to screw takn a bath 8. Do you pee in the shower? running water has that effect on me 9. Mexican or Chinese food? CHINESE 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Depends, I mean screwn a corpse aint no fun but tryn to wrangle a girl whos trippn like a kid with adhd who fell into a vat of pixie stix gets tedious… 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? looo…loooo….laaav…loo….i don't understand the basis of this question, I think im missing that word from my vocabulary 13. Love or money? …I don't want etiher 14. Do you use mostly Credit cards or cash? debit…cuz u never know whos panties that 20 has been in 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't ? …uh…what? 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? The cops cant be called on ya when your camping that and you don't lose your deposite for leaving your camp site like a rock star… 17.Vagina shaved or natural???? shaved leads to eventual laziness and ultimately stubble and making out with match book covers is no fun. Then again if she spread her legs and hear the Indiana jones theme song and find a machete attached to her inner thigh ya might wanna suggest she trim. 18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? Only if someone promises to oil me down and ride my ass like a toboggan down the worlds biggest slippy slide 19. Have you ever been to a strip club? …if anyone im seeing asks no…but yeah 20. Ever been to a bar? some call it a bar, I call it therapy 21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? only cuz I hang out with friends who like to climb ladders they aint oughta 22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? People have tried… 23. Kissed someone of the same sex? …no… 24. Ever puked from drinking too much? you can never drink to much, puking just makes room for more alcohol 25. Had sex in a car? ever had sex in the ikea mega store? Yea, I like it kinky 26. Had sex in a movie theater? spf, well if you want to be boring about it. Yeah sure 27. Had sex in a bathroom? …yes… 28. Had sex at work? yes… 30. Bought something from an adult store? …are you following me? Don't judge me! I have NEEDS 31. Have you been caught having sex? caught, video taped, and shown later at a party… 32. Have you ever kissed a stranger? hmm…what constitutes as stranger? 33. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? ugh, unfortunately 34. Have you ever bit someone during sex? …I leave bite marks…
last post
15 years ago
posts
1
views
320
can view
everyone
can comment
everyone
atom/rss
official fubar blogs
 8 years ago
fubar news by babyjesus  
 13 years ago
fubar.com ideas! by babyjesus  
 10 years ago
fubar'd Official Wishli... by SCRAPPER  
 10 years ago
Word of Esix by esixfiddy  

discover blogs on fubar

blog.php' rendered in 0.0486 seconds on machine '192'.