JUICY luxuria's blog: "Illusions of Reality"

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posted on 04/22/2010&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;08:04&nbs-07:00;am

WALK FOR A CURE - MS
http://fubar.com/walk-for-a-cure-ms/b1291-976105

My father passed away on April 26, 2007. He was diagnosed with MS when i was in Jr. High. Every day I miss him and every day I wish there was a cure. He's no longer here to fight, but I am. For the past 8 years I have been participating in the MS walk for a cure. I was robbed of a father too young. He lost who he was because of this illness. I am fighting for a cure so that no other children will have to say this. CLICK HERE TO DONATE!!! please donate. even if its $5. You will be doing so much more than you can imagine. Also if you could please repost this link in your own notes section I will totally buy you a drink or take that $5 i would pay for a drink and donate it to the walk. If you know someone in the south burbs that has been effected by MS, there is a support group available. The head of it is the nicest woman i've ever known. The group welcomes new members with open arms and hearts and have more compassion than any group of people i've met. They have a common interest they are fighting for...a cure. Be a part of the cause!!!

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posted on 12/20/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;08:12&nbs-08:00;am

a poem by ronpowers!
http://fubar.com/a-poem-by-ronpowers/b1291-1092361

This was sent to me by one of my most favorite fu's Ronpowers i call him r-pow cus i'm cool like that. so sit back and enjoy the best x-mas poem ever. oh and Ronpowers link is at the bottom. go show him love like only fu's can!

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE FU
ELEVENS WERE FLASING
AND CHERRYBOMBS TOO

PROFILES WERE VIEWED
IN A FRANTIC RAGE
STATUS MESSAGES READ
"I RE-RATED UR PAGE"

THE NEWBIES LOOKED ON
WITH WONDER AND HOPE
AT THE VIP'S
BEHIND THOSE VELVET ROPES

PIMPING, SHITFACING
BLINGING AND SUCH
FU PONYS ARE CUTE
BUT THEY COST TOO DAMN MUCH

BUT ONEVERYONES PAGE
WHO COULD YOU SEE
BABY JESUS THE SHEPARD
WITH UPDATES FOR THEE

HALF PRICED HAPPY HOURS
ACCOMPANIED BY BOMBS
BEFORE IT WOULD HAVE COST YOU
A LEG AND AN ARM

ON SCRAPPER, ON JUICY
EVEN TOLD MARKETMAN
QUICKLY SPREAD THE NEWS
AS FAST AS YOU CAN

AND THEN FU WAS A FRENZY
IT HAD FOUND A NEW LIFE
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A FU NIGHT

RONPOWERS -AS-MR. GODIVA

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posted on 12/22/2008&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;10:12&nbs-08:00;am

HUBBYS XMAS SONG
http://fubar.com/hubbys-xmas-song/b1291-940922

My fiance wrote a song and i wanted to share it all with you for christmas this year. I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday. oh and dont forget to go show my fiance some love! Juicy'sJeremy

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posted on 09/05/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;09:09&nbs-07:00;pm

hmmm shoulda never...
http://fubar.com/hmmm-shoulda-never/b1291-871370

shoulda never gotten my hopes up about the condo being sold. i've learned my lesson now. My weddings being put off again now. will i ever really get married the way i want to? i wish i had something nice to think about today like my wedding, but i dont. i'm having such a bad day and it seems to only be getting worse and worse. i even cried this morning at work and almost quit. I said "f this place, i'm gonna go work at mcdonalds". ment it too. the hypocritical bullshit i deal with is too much to handle sometimes. and the negativity that runs deep in this office is sickening. to this person: the antidepressants are NOT helping you and you need a different prescription and to get a better outlook on life. its bringing us all down. i hate hate hate working in such a negative environment. i try my HARDEST to be as positive about everything as i can and sometimes its just not enough and i need my friends to remind me that hey, its not so bad. and they do. i have the worlds best friends and i love and cherish them all so dearly. they came through for me today. ok rant over. i can feel the tears welling up again and i swore i'd be stronger than this. i will NOT let him get to me like this. i will NOT sink to his level and i WILL be positive! xoxo juicebox

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posted on 08/28/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;07:08&nbs-07:00;pm

FINALLY!!!
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My favorite cousin in the whole wide world who is like a little sister to me is engaged!!! FINALLY! and i cannot WAIT to be her bridesmaid! i'm so so so so so so so so happy. you all have NO idea. She and her boyfriend of 8 years got engaged on their anniversary. they are truly a perfect couple and i couldnt have asked for anyone else for her. he treats her like the little princess she thinks she is. i love ya manda! and congrats! i cant wait to plan your big day!

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posted on 08/27/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;08:08&nbs-07:00;pm

a good friend that was a great orange
http://fubar.com/a-good-friend-that-was-a-great-orange/b1291-865238

My very very good friend Maria is no longer a bouncer and it makes me sad. She was an AMAZING bouncer and an even more amazing friend. She will TRULY be missed on our team and never be replaced. There will never be anyone else like her on our team. She really is the sweetest and most kind hearted person i have ever had the pleasure of talking to / being friends with / and working with in my life. M...TY FOR THE GUIDANCE AND FRIENSHIP AND LAUGHS WE HAVE SHARED AND WILL CONTINUE TO SHARE. I WILL ALWAYS LOOK UP TO YOU AND ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE AND POSITIVE OUTLOOK. thank you for being such an awesome friend. I wish you nothing but love, laughter, and happyness (on and OFF fubar :D lol) MolyMeitschi

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posted on 08/27/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;07:08&nbs-07:00;pm

weddingmoon
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MY WEDDING UPDATE: Well, the plans for my wedding keep changing and re-arranging themselves. I am finally almost ready to book the trip I have been waiting my whole life for. This has been a long time coming and will still be a long time off. In February 2007 Jerry and I got engaged. No it wasn’t all silly and romantic and blah blah blah. We both knew we wanted to marry each other. It was just a matter of deciding that yes we are infact for sure going to marry each other and we are officially engaged. Did I want the frills? A little yes. But in the end, I got to choose the ring I loved and that was going to be something that means so very much to me. Then life got complicated. Most of you all know the story so I need not rehash the details. If you do not know, read my year in review blog. That pretty much summed up how badly my 2007 sucked donkey balls. So back to the subject at hand. The wedding! Currently Jeremy and I have been engaged for a year and about 7 months. By the time we get married it will be close to 2 and a half years. And again the reason for the long engagement is mainly to do with how upside down our 2007 was. So basically we decided on a destination wedding. I love the idea and wouldn’t have my wedding any other way. Getting married on a secluded beach with just the minimal amount of people is ideal for me. Yes I love to be the center of attention, but I honestly don’t like 300 people staring at me. I start to fidget and get nervous and I just don’t want to feel like that on my wedding day. The sun, sand, water, and wind are all factors I so desperately want in my wedding ceremony. I am not totally throwing all tradition out the window. I do plan to have some of the traditional vows in my own vows, but more personalized. I have gone to so very many weddings in the last 4 years and I am truly happy for every one that has gotten married. But honestly, I’m tired of hearing the same vows repeated over and over. I want him to know that I vow these specific things to him and have it be so very intimate and personal. No couple is exactly the same and I don’t see a reason for all of our vows to be identical. As long as the message of love, laughter, faithfulness, and whatever random thing I feel like pledging to him. He knows I will be there in good times and bad and I know he will be too. We’ve already proved that one! So, now the condo is going to be officially sold next month and its time to finally hunker down and decide on where I want to have my ceremony/honeymoon. No I am not bringing Dylan with because it will be more than just a commitment ceremony. It is also our honeymoon and I don’t know about you, but I’m not bringing a 7 year old on my honeymoon. Now that we will have the funds we will have to decide for sure on a destination. Our main things were 1) a beach and 2) being on American soil. With those two things decided, Hawaii was our first choice in locations. And as much as I like the idea of Hawaii, I decided I wanted to have an all-inclusive hotel and Hawaii does not do that. So on to St. Thomas. The hotel offered both 1 and 2 that we wanted so it was a great idea for everyone invited. One big huge thing I wanted in any resort we chose to be our destination was an in pool bar. I think it is just brilliant and love the idea of floating in a pool with drinks never further than an arms reach. So that being said, we have changed destinations AGAIN. I have been looking into the Sandals Montego Bay Resort in Jamaica and it looks fabulous. Words can’t even begin to describe it. The views are breathtaking and the countless list of activities and things to do is insane. I hope this is going to be our final and definite destination because I think it looks like so much fun. I did just find out that the proper term for the type of wedding we are having is a Weddingmoon. It’s pretty self explanatory. So yes finally we are going to be going full steam ahead with our wedding plans. I am so excited. I cannot wait to see what the future has in store for us. For now, I am going to go and read more hotel reviews and look for a dress. Wish me luck!

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posted on 07/03/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;08:07&nbs-07:00;am

AMERICA....
http://fubar.com/america/b1291-827276

Now, i dont know for sure if these things are true or not because I am lazy and I do not feel like looking them up on snopes or wikipedia (which is never very 100% accurate anyways). So, just take from it what you will. I love this country and I love what it USED to stand for when it was founded. We have strayed so far away from the hopes, dreams, and ideals that our founding fathers (and mothers) had for us. Maybe its time we make this as great of a country as our very first president wanted it to be. the email i received: SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOURTH OF JULY. The Fourth of July has more to it than beer, picnics, and baseball games. Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of independence? They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they? Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well-educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured. Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War. Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags. Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward. Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton. At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson Jr, noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt. Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months. John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates. Such were the stories and sacrifices of the American Revolution. These were not wild-eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more. Standing tall, straight, and unwavering, they pledged: "For the support of this declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of the divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other, our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor." They gave you and me a free and independent America. The history books never told you a lot about what happened in the Revolutionary War. We didn't fight just the British. We were British subjects at that time and we fought our own government! Some of us take these liberties so much for granted, but we shouldn't. So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July holiday and silently thank these patriots. It's not much to ask for the price they paid. Remember: freedom is never free!

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posted on 06/30/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;01:06&nbs-07:00;pm

taggin part deux
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Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am willing to try anything at least once 2. I am not a fan of pink floyd. infact i cant stand them. 3. I hate bono, and his band U2 and think his self righeous ass needs to stfu for a while 4. I love stang and JD's blogs. they keep me amused for hours. 5. I google myself every day 6. I keep my word. 7. I eat peanut butter out of the jar 8. I CONFUSE EASILY!!! 9. I am not a totally confident person 10. I play iwin games and i'm very addicted 11. I clean my toliets at home every day 12. I am terrified of teeth 13. I can easily be an alcoholic if i let myself 14. I am stuck...I dont sleep more than 8 hours at a time. 15. I have over 50 pairs of shoes and recently acquired a pink pair that are ADORABLE!!! In this round i tag: CHAINS KONGY JohnnyDevil lil bro daniel b-randi :D hahahah f'ers. now its your turns! i expect some interesting answers too! :D

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