> Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this > HUGE black guy standing next to him. > >> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner > Brown." > >> The little guy faints and falls to the floor. > >> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy > says: "What's wrong with you?" > >> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" > >> The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just > give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm > 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my > testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." > >> The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you > said, "Turn around"