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Silence can say more than a thousand words. This day shall unite us all about this unbelievable painful & shocking event and show some respect and love to those who lost their loved ones. On April 30th 2007, the Blogosphere will hold a One-Day Blog Silence in honor of the victims at Virginia Tech. More then 30 died at the US college massacre. But it´s not only about them. Many bloggers have responded and asked about all the other victims of our world. All the people who die every day. What about them? This day can be a symbol of support to all the victims of our world! All you have to do is spread the word about it and post the graphic on your blog on 30th April 2007. No words and no comments. Just respect, reflect and empathy. Spread the word about this event

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you Have raised, the management denies YOUR request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS & fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other Locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and Stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such As wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you Have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen Entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Pussy Management PLUS: 5 reasons not to be a penis... 1. You're bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. 4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and... 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

YEAH OK, ONE DAY YOUR JUST SITTIN THERE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS WHEN *poof* UP POPS THIS LIL BOX ON YOUR SCREEN. WHATS DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS BOX? IN THIS BOX IS THE PERSON YOU WILL END UP THINKING ABOUT, TALKIN ABOUT, AND WANTING TO BE WITH. TOO BAD YOU DIDNT KNOW THIS WHEN THAT LITTLE BOX POPPED UP ON YOUR SCREEN HUH? SO, HOURS PASS, DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS...YOU THINK YOU LOVE THIS PERSON IN THE BOX ON YOUR SCREEN. MAYBE IF YOUR LUCKY YOU EVEN GET TO TALK TO THIS PERSON AND HEAR THEIR VOICE. EXCITMENT WHEN YOU SEE THERE NAME HIGHLIGHTED ON YOUR LIST. BUTTERFLYS WHEN THEY SAY SOMETHING SO SWEET TO YOU THAT YOU FEAR YOU MIGHT MELT RIGHT THEN. OK, YOUR IN LOVE! NOW WHAT? MEET THIS PERSON? KEEP ON DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU GET TO TOUCH THIS PERSON THATS IN THE BOX ON YOUR SCREEN? HOPE THAT THEY ARE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE MADE THEM OUT TO BE IN YOUR MIND...IN YOUR HEART. SO YOU KEEP ON KEEPIN ON... MAYBE YOU TALK A LITTLE LESS THEN BEFORE...NO BIG DEAL. RIGHT? I MEAN AFTER ALL YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM PUSHY OR APEAR TO BE AS A STALKER...RIGHT? WHAT ONCE FILLED YOUR HEART WITH JOY FOR HOURS ON END, NOW YOU HARDLY SEE THEM "ONLINE" AT ALL. WTF? A SLIGHT BLOW TO THE EGO NO DOUBT. NOW YOUR SAD, HURT, ANGRY, FRUSTRATED, CONFUSED, LONELY, UNSURE OF YOURSELF...FOR WHAT? A BOX? A PERSON IN A BOX? WHILE YOU FIND OTHER MEANS TO OCCUPIE YOUR NEW FREE TIME YOU SEEM TO HAVE MORE OF...*poof* UP POPS THIS LIL BOX ON YOUR SCREEN. WHATS DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS BOX? IN THIS BOX IS THE PERSON YOU WILL END UP THINKING ABOUT, TALKIN ABOUT, AND WANTING TO BE WITH. TOO BAD YOU DIDNT KNOW THIS WHEN THAT LITTLE BOX POPPED UP ON YOUR SCREEN HUH? OR DID YOU?