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Drive Through Window

Two Sci-Fi  Geeks are siting in their car wait for their turn to pick up their food they ordered at the drive through window at McDonald's.  Now they had just got done watching the Movie When Mars Attacks for the tenth time. 
  Now Geek one say to his friend, " You know that  Extraterrestrial haven been visiting Earth for so long,they have become Americanized."
Geek two asks," What makes you think that ?"
Geek one responds " look across the street there is a drive through annal probing station, that just opened up."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo March 8,2012

Freedom To Fly

Freedom to fly
Is a God given gift
Dreaming  is as air is for living
Flowing down from His highly exalted throne

Freedom to fly
Is not a privilege granted
By rulers who's  realm of authority is ground bound

Knowledge of wrong and right
Is revealed to us
From The Righteous One
Who dwells in a kingdom on high

Knowledge of wrong and wright
Should not be dictated by corruptible judges
Who suppress the truth
For worldly praise

Freedom to fly
Is a desire
Like an unquenchable fire
A pilot that God  ignited in side us
When He created you and me

Chains of sin
Robs us of the freedom to fly
Keeps our souls sinking in the mire

God so full of love
Out of His nature of grace and mercy
Sent from His throne room a Savor to the people of the ground
To shatter the chains that keep us fastened to the gates
To the entrance of the lake of fire

Freedom to fly
Those who God has set free is free indeed
 Free to Fly on the Spirit wings
That one day will carry them to God's kingdom in the sky

For those who think the message and Gift of God is a bad joke
They will fabricate their own myths of hope
Like the Greek Character Icarus
They will try to acquire their own way to fly
They will create wings out of wax and feathers
As they Fly toward the kingdom in the sky
The Son will melt their wings

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo   Feb 18 2012

 
 

Cinderella Fellow

Cinderella Fellow
Cinderella Fellow

Once upon a dreary day
He had to appear before a jury
To see if he would be hand over to zoo keeper
To be sentenced to captivity in a cage
or put on a leash until he earned his freedom

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

He dressed his best
to impress the jury
That he was tame
not insane

Just a victim of mistaken identity

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

He hoped in to his chariot
To make his journey to appear before the court
Along the way
he stop off in the market place
To purchase a potion mad from a magical bean
That would Energies him with the power of caffeine
 
In market place
every maiden's eye was caught in a trance
by his fancy sport coat,tie,and pants
Every maiden he passed
showered him will flowery Compliments

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

When the jury was held
The King Of Kings pulled the strings of the hearts of the noble of the court
To show mercy
To grant Cinderella Fellow the privilege to remain free

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

The next day he hoped into his truck to make his way to the market place
Along the way he stopped  off at Wawa  to purchase a cup of Joe
He cheerfully greeted every fair lady He passed
The fair lady were all deaf and blind to his existence
As if  he and them were existing in two different dimension
 
At first he found their reaction to him to be lame and very strange
Then he saw his reflection in a picture window
He no long wore his fancy sports coat,tie,and pants
that caught every maiden's eye
holding them in a trance
causing them to shower him with flowery  Compliments

He was wearing humble faded jeans and a cheap T-shirt

Now Cinderella Fellow knows what it feel like when a book is judge by it's cover
Not by the story that is written on the pages inside

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo April 1, 2012

I wrote this short humorous story , be cause so many people sound unintelligent  by their use of foul language in every conversation they have with some one.  This is such a cultural problem,that in the movie Star Trek The Journey Home,Captain Kirk Tell Spock that People use foul language so other people will listen to what they have to say.
 
A man work in a warehouse ,and he is filing some paper work ,when he overhears a conversation between one of his fellow worker and a manager from a different department.       The manager is upset because something he ordered had disappeared from the ware house.   So The manger and the warehouse co work come to the conclusion that some one else stole his order when they came to pick up their own.
In anger the Manger blurt out, " Those Mother Fuckers struck again!"
The man who is file the paper work run up to his coworker with a distressed look on his face,and asks, " Can I barrow your cell phone ?     It's argent I call my mother at once!"
His co work asks with a puzzle look in his eye, " What wrong ?"
The man who was filing the paper work replies,"I want to warn my mother that she is in danger !    She need to go home and lock her windows , doors,and hide under her bed."
His co work asks, "why is your mother in danger?"
The man filing the paper work replies, " I heard that there are Mother Fuckers on the loose, and they have struck again!"

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo April 16, 2011

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