willyblues's blog: "Humor by Willy (you been warned)"

I think George Carlin has the fuckin' definative bad hair day line; it goes somethin' like this; "Bad hair day? Give me a break you shallow cunt put on a fuckin' hat and go to work!" Thanks George you hit the nail on the fuckin' head!

There's a little good in the baddest just as there is a little bad in the fuckin' goodest! Ain't nobody good, or bad, ALL the fuckin' time!

I am sick and tired of sayin' I'm sorry for shit I didn't fuckin' do!

Fake is the latest fashion trend and everybody is in fuckin' style!

The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Give me time I'll forget you there's plenty more fuckin' fish in the sea! I need more bait so I'll just masterbate!

Alright it's almost New Years, a lot of people are going to be askin' "Who knows where the time goes?" This is my answer, "Hey if I told you where the time goes what you gonna do fuckin' jump in after it?" Thanks you know who LOL!

You know when writing fiction you have to make it at least possible the fuckin' truth can go way the fuck out there!

There's an old saying, he, or she, was fuckin' born stupid and still ain't learned nothing! Remind ya of anybody?

If I can't fuckin' laugh at self how can I let YOU laugh at ME? So I lauffed at myself get ready cause I'm about to laugh at your dumb ass! hahaha