How to Turn Someone Into A Budwieser Frog

Throughout the years shamans have practised shapeshifting, the act of changing into an animal. Did they really change into an animal or did they appear to? Have you noticed that some people seem to have a certain animal energy? Some look and act like a cat when you look at and talk with them. Others remind you of a dog and still others remind you of a bear. Are they shapeshifting or do they think like that animal which they resemble? Do others see them as you do? In this spell to change someone into a frog I am not saying literally change them into a frog but change the way people look at them and how they look at themselves. Their dreams will be of wallowing in mud and eating bugs.

To reverse the spell do a symbolic death of them as a frog and a rebirth as a human.

SUPPLIES:

4 Blue candles (relates to water, the frogs home)
Water incense (any)
Frog (Don't worry, we won't be sacrificing it)
Clear glass Beermug (for frog)
Picture of person to be turned into frog
Bugs (to feed the frog)
A Budwieser to teach the frog his line in the commercial

Start out by placing the picture under the frog's Beermug, where it can start absorbing the frog energy. Light the incense, cense the ritual area, and the candles which you have placed at each of the four quarters.
Stand in the East and say,"I call upon the frogs from of the Bavarian Beer swamps in the east to come and witness the birth of one of yours." Stand in the South and say,"
I call upon the Great Spirit Louie to come and witness the birth of one of yours."
Stand in the West and say,"I call upon the Elements of the God Coors to come and witness the birth of one of yours."
Stand in the Mid-West and sing,"I call upon the Elements of the God ... Budwieser (you said it all), to come and witness the birth of one of yours."

Concentrate on the frog. See the frog's energy and see the picture under the frog beermug. See the frogs energy now oozing into the photo, becoming the photo. See the person in the photo start to change until they take on the form of a frog. See their birth from frog's egg, to tadpole to eventually a frog. This person takes on the frogs personality, habits, appearance, everything that a frog does and is this person will do. Now take the photo of the person and go to each of the quarters starting with the East holding the photo to the frogs in that quarter and recite,"Frogs in the East, hear my voice, Behold, another is born into the watery realm of the Budwieser kingdom". Do this to south, west and north. Now feed the frog the bugs and a Budwieser to wash it down in thanks for his help in making this possible. To help make the spell stick send the person a picture of a frog, their new appearance. You can also send them other pictures of frogs to show him/her their new family. From this time on they are no longer a human but a toad.

Altered from Vidar Andrewson - Mind Fire