SUMBICH!!!!
>
> A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw
> a
> party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
>
> He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the
> neighborhood. He
> held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
> mansion.
>
> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
> shrimp,
> oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
>
> At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a
> 10 foot
> man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million
> dollars to anyone
> who has the nerve to jump in..'
>
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a
> loud
> splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>
>
>
> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy
> was
> jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
> head butts and
> choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it
> through the
> air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
>
>
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
> Leroy and
> the gator were screaming and raising hell.
>
> Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the
> top
> like a dime store goldfish.
>
>
> Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was
> just
> staring at him in disbelief.
>
>
> Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe
> you a
> million dollars.'
>
>
>
> 'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said
> Leroy.
>
> The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something.
> You won
> the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
>
> No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
>
> The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you
> something.. That
> was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some
> stock
> options?'
>
> Again Leroy said no.
>
> Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what
> do you
> want?'
>
> Leroy said, 'I want the name of the Sumbich who pushed
> me in the
> pool!
>