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46 Year Old · Male · From St. Petersburg, FL · Invited by: HottieWOTheBody · Joined on June 8, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 13th
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46 Year Old · Male · From St. Petersburg, FL · Invited by: HottieWOTheBody · Joined on June 8, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 13th
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~*~I'm just your everyday kinda guy until you get to actually know the real me. That's a quality many people seem to lack these days- truly taking the time to get to know someone. Oh well- Eff 'em in their A's!!
~*~Anyway, I go to college in Minneapolis. The name of it is Augsburg College to be exact. It's my 3rd go-round with the post secondary adventure, but it's for my 2nd and 3rd degrees, so no complaints; I just want a fulfilling and worthwhile life. I want to sit under the sun, sip wine, smoke a cigarette, read a book, or eat grapes and get paid for it. I'm majoring in International Business and Economics simply because I want to move to Austria for a brewery or Italy to start a winery with my best friend. Living in the Salzburg, Austria or the Tuscanny region of Italy would simply rock out loud.
~*~I work in downtown Minneapolis. I bought a house this past February (woot!) and have been busy with adding my own touches to it. I grew a couple gardens this past summer, and am still waiting for my watermelon's to ripen.
~*~I think I watch too much TV. I used to never watch it, but since TiVo came about, all I do is watch recorded TV... albeit GOOD TV. I think I just need to heave the damn thing out in the street and take a Louisville Slugger to it, but I never will.
~*~I hate these "about me" things because I feel explaining bits of me in a little box doesn't define me or even scratch the surface. I guess if you care to, or are curious, you'll ask. If you're good people, you won't regret it. And I probably won't either.
~*~Eff.

And a special thanks to 'JULIA GOTH STILES' and 'A Cult Classic' for taking the time to share and help with profile coding and the such! GO rate 'em 10's :)

If you'd like to be added as a friend, my only request is that you attempt to engage me in conversation first. Receiving requests without even talking to a person beforehand just seems lame and tells me that all you want is an inflated and impersonal friends list much like all of those tools on myspace. I don't care for all that crap. So go ahead, talk to me. I don't bite :)

46 Year Old · Male · From St. Petersburg, FL · Invited by: HottieWOTheBody · Joined on June 8, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 13th
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Because I am a male, If I have a high paying job that requires little work it's because I stole it from a woman, but if I wish to remain at home with the children I am lazy. I am a wimp when I cry, but if I don't cry I am insensitive. If I like sports I am a "dumb jock", but if I don't I am less of a man. Because I don't give birth I can not "know pain" like a woman does. If I slap a mosquito on a woman's face I am abusive, but if she hits back, it's considered self defense. If I enjoy sex it means I can't control my hormones, and if I don't, I am not meeting her needs. If I sleep around I am afraid of commitment, but if she sleeps around she is exploring her sexuality. If I ask her to wash the dishes I am sexist but if she asks me to take out the garbage it's considered part of my responsibilities. If I have a sports car then I am making up for an inadequacy but if I don't, she won't talk to me. If I open her car door I am patronizing, but if I don't I am not a gentleman. If I pay for dinner I am "expecting something in return", but if I don't pay I am cheap. If I call too often I am crowding, but if I don't call I am ignoring her. If I yell and scream it's because I can't control my temper, but if she yells and screams it's... hormonal. If I change my mind I am indecisive, but if she changes her mind it's a woman's prerogative. If I go to war I am a murderer, but if I don't I am unpatriotic. Because I am a man I am always going to lose the battle of the sexes.
Music

What I listen to religiously:
KMFDM * Alice In Chains * Faith No More * Sepultura * Fear Factory * Ministry * Lords of Acid * Sick of it All * Garbage * American Head Charge * Bloodsimple* Vision of Disorder * Combichrist *
I'll add more later...


Movies
Is 5 enough?
1. PCU
2. Fight Club
3. Niagara Niagara
4. Swims with Fishes
5. Oceans 11
I'll add when I'm motivated to do so.
Idols
Will Clark x Sascha Konietzko x Lance Armstrong x Roger Federer x
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