Book of Haters Chapter 1 Book 1,
"And yea and verily I sayeth unto you removeth thine nose from the business of thine neighbor and forsooth and with dispatch findeth some business of thine own. For it is written that if ye have a mind that is vast in its apprehension then thou shalt pondereth upon concepts and ideas, if thou hast a mind that is middling in its capacity then thou shalt pondereth upon things material, and if thou hast a mind as small in its span and heft as a turnip seed then thou shalt pondereth upon the affairs of others.
Be not a hater for the life of a hater is long but their joys are like a persimmon, never sweet and apt to cause the screw face."
