Happy holidays!!!!!!
To all of those of whom we love so well,
We hope your holidays’ aren't too much hell.
Turkey, ham, In-laws and presents,
Watching football and counting the seconds.
Riding home and cussing them so...
Wishing you could kick the kids in the snow.
Fake smiles and idle chatter and seeing their heads upon a platter....
happy holidays to you, we love you so much, even though deep down we think your a putts.