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Army Cowboy's blog: "just for fun"

created on 12/17/2006  |  http://fubar.com/just-for-fun/b35342
Greeting Cards That Didn't Quite Cut It My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! -------------------------------------------------- Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. -------------------------------------------------- Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" -------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. -------------------------------------------------- How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? -------------------------------------------------- I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. -------------------------------------------------- As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. -------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. -------------------------------------------------- Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) -------------------------------------------------- Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! -------------------------------------------------- When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. -------------------------------------------------- We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? -------------------------------------------------- I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. -------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? -------------------------------------------------- Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. -------------------------------------------------- So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay! -------------------------------------------------- Comments on this posting: Emanon 2006-11-26 07:07:12 THATS FUCKING FUNNY THEY SHOULD MAKE EM I WOULD BUY THOSE SHITS HAHA
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