Almighty mountain dew
Was made for all of you
Here is a crazy story
Indeed it is so true
A man named stan, who was known as "the man"
Had a great idea for a soda, specially made for yoda
He had a plan, given to him by his number one fan
A pot head named sam, said "Dew the dew"
"It is all up to you"
Puzzled by such saying
He looking into his wasted friends eyes and knew he was not playing
Where would this "Dew" be found?
Thinking and thinking when no one was around
Then woke up from a deep sleep
High as well, While talking to his other friend mell
Stan threw a coin in the wishing well
Something in his mind rung a bell
The mountain, the local fountain
Which had pure air, stan and his pot head friends where in dispair
Stopped and scratched his hair, he knew he had to go up there
He grabbed a empty bottle which once had the finest of wine
The weather was fine, he had a thought "its all mine"
Up the narrow path, avoiding the hawks wrath
He made it to the top, the dew was there
He could only grab one bottle, which was not fair
He realized he had some dental floss
Connected it to a plastic cup and made a toss
All the way to the bottom
Mell and sam caught this silly string
Wondered still high at the time "What the hell is this thing"?
Sam said "Duuuuude we need a plastic cup"
Old man Leroy walked by and said "wazzup"?
Sam and mell told him the story
Asked Leroy to get the cup and he better hurry
He got the cup and tied it to the string
As soon as it was connected, they heard stan mention something
More empty wine bottles?, stan and mell where confused
Leroy knew what was going down
He quickly jumped on his pony and left town
Came back with a stack of wine bottles they lacked
All three stopped and made one serious frown
"How are we going up there"? Sam said
Something hit mell right on the head
Man we can use leroys pony
Sam blurted, but it looks soo phony
Leroy gave something to the pony to drink
Mell asked him what he gave him?
A energy drink called "pimp juice"
Leroy yelled to the pony "let it loose"
Quickly after being loading with wine bottles stan and mell jumped on the pony
Running fast as hell, like it got hit in the balls with a bell
In no time they arrived, happy they survived
Stan filled up the bottles with "Dew" from the air from up above
As he put the tops of the wine bottles on
He mentioned he did it with love
Stan ran down the mountain and mell and sam rode the poney
The three carried the bottles to Leroys house
One final thing was missing
Water from the mountain an easy task
With in minutes stan ran to the river stream
Poured the water into a water proof Michael Myers mask
The 2 indgredients where added the taste was so fine
What would they name it, had to be a simple phrase or line
Stan remembered what sam told him "Dew the dew"
So he named this great cup of joy Mountain Dew, which was right and true
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