A Greek and an Italian were discussing who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon, you know."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian nods agreement, but says, "But we built the Roman Empire!"
And so on and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he is sure will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says: "We Greeks invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly:
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
