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I woke up this morning very excited to go check out this new store. Since we love to go camping and I have this serious need to buy every new toy fro camping. I was fairly excited to check out the Greatest Canadian Outdoor Store....

Its about 15 minutes out of city so we stopped at Tim Horton's and grabbed coffee and Breakfast Sandwiches.. The anticipation grew as we drove up to the town named Balzac . this was it my fantasy was coming true. Every possible camping toy you could possibly imagine.. like the coleman deep fryer and the coleman stove of and the coleman water heater...... I was on the verge of my seat....

We pull up find ofcourse the closest parking spot available( I like to stalk shoppers coming out til i find the "A" parking spot. I ofcourse get the a spot in which Jeff is always amazed and high fives me..... Im stoked... camping galore....

I walk up and omg the front of the store is seriously covered in antlers... im a little disgusted but meh ill get over it. I step foot into the front door I gave up and i see a million eyes staring back at me. I am in stuffed carcass land... I feel the coffee about to come back up... bu boyfriend knowing how I pull over to let the dragonfly off my windshield tries to calm me down by saying its ok they were all road kill.. I say liar..

I get past the carcases but i still feel their eyes piercing the back of my neck.. My hair is standing up on my arms and i am trying to be calm.. I think camping camping camping... ill make it camping camping..... I walk around a corner and low and behold a shooting range where all the proud redneck animal killers are teaching their children to go for the one shot kill.. I want to yank the children away and say gun control... arghhhhhhhhh

Some serenity there's a 24,000 gallon trout tank... fish serene then i look up more dead eyeball this time bears and wolves.. I look ahead move forward.. Camping stuff is upstairs I need to make it ...

I climb the stairs.. im in the gun isle where on Saturdays and Sundays kids can learn how to shoot.. yeah oh look there's the target they use a large deer.... I realize im in a store of serial killers.....Jeff tries to distract me look shoes.... I cant fall for his crap I am and have entered a store for killers.. masochists...

I see the camping stuff i am saved.... I rumage threw the coleman camping isles .. its not helping they have taken my love for camping and have made it the house of dead slaughtered animals all piercing me with their eyeballs.. I tell Jeff ive got to go ill see you outside .... I run towards the front doors... Im out .....Breath breath breath

I am not meant to live with a bunch of rednecks....

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