GRANDPA'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting
on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on
from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your private is out in the wind for everyone
to see!" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the
waist?" he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here
with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."
