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GRANDMA...
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her
granddaughter.Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line
here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out
free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's
awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma
said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.A policeman
was going down the line asking for information from all of the
prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do
it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my
dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted
