"GRANDMA'S COOKIES"
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A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?"
THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD."
FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER"
THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?"
THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD."
THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN"
LIL BOY SAYS,"WELL GOOD,THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FUCK YOURSELF,GRANDMA MADE THESE COOKIES FOR ME':p
(the moral of my story is this folks,i just taught you a polite way to tell someone to "go fuck themselves",simply tell them to go eat some of grammas cookies):P