A 5yr old boy went to visit his Grandma one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend
now that Grandpa went to heaven
Grandma replied,'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make
me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my
TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned it on and the TV reception was bad. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he went to open the
door and there stood the minister. The minister said,'Hello son, is
your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
Now, that's funny... I don't care who you are!
