xxMy name is Angela, im 17, Most people call me BabyGirl or Cookie Monster, only one person calls me Gorgeous and thats Travis.xxTravis Bottoms loves me and I love him, NOTHING can change thatxxMy sons name is Colby Allen Lee and he's due October 23rdxxSometimes I say really stupid shit && laugh about it later xxI can probably garuntee that im one of the most retarded people you will ever meet in your life xxI cant fall asleep at night without something in the bed next to me because I have a huge bed with too much space xxTwice I broke my toe because I kicked my fireplace xxI tripped getting off my friend Raven's couch once && fell flat on my face in front of a room full of people... xxI am probably the biggest klutz you will ever find xxIf I ever ask you for a hammer, It cant mean anything good, So dont give me one xxIf I tell you I hate you, 90% of the time, I dont mean it xxI eat && burp like a man xxI could live off of mashed potatoes, Red Hots && Dr Pepper xxMy hair is TOO long xxMy right foot is cracked down the middle && has been for 2 years xxI suck at English xxIve broken more shit [appliances, chairs, lamps...etc] than you could ever imagine xxIm not the best cook, but I try xxWhen im bored, I clean xxI write the most when im really depressed or really happy xxIf you hear me say "opps" your best bet is to stay at least 100 ft from me && look for whatever I broke laying somewhere on the floor xxIm really good at randomly screaming to freak people out xxI once put a can of Sierra Mist in the freezer just so it would explode && it really pissed my mom off xxI have braces xxIve known Travis for almost 4 years but didnt talk to him or see him for almost 3 and we got together not long after we realized we knew each other xxI worry over the littlest things xxEven though I dont show it, Im extremely self concious xxIf you have something to say about me, Travis or someone else close to me, your best bet is to say it to my face because saying it behind my back will only garuntee you getting your ass kicked whereas if you grow some balls and say it to my face I may not kick your ass xxIf I died tomorrow, I would die happy xxMy favorite movie is "The Crow" && if Brandon Lee wasnt dead, Id fuck him xxSometimes all I can say is "Wow" or "Really?" xxHaving too many friends to count can get tiring at times xxI once drug my older sister around the house by her hair xxThe more you piss me off the more I think about ways to torture you until you die xxI think Chinese Water Torture would be fun to inflict upon someone xxJune 22nd of 2006 is when Travis && I got together xxI can remember numbers && dates better than anyone I know xxI have had 2 jobs that really sucked since I turned 16 in October of 2005 xxWhen I was 8 years old, I thought my big brother, Chris, was invincible xx2 months before I turned 14 my brother Chris was killed in a car accident xxI've had my tongue pierced for almost 2 years xxI've had braces for over a year xxI have houseshoes that I like to wear to Wal Mart at 3am that are Marvin the Martians head xxIf I had it my way, I would never wear clothes xxOf all the school dances ive gone to, Ive never once had a date to one xxI've had glasses since I was 5 xxI like to play && make-out in the rain xxI know how to square dance xxWhether I like to admit it or not, Im truly a redneck at heart xxIndiana ISNT all corn, there's beans too xxIf you walk by me && say "Hey" or whatever && I ignore you, Im having a really bad day xxI cry over little things xxI eat pickles like most girls eat chocolate xxMy bestfriend is a guy xxI have more friends that are guys than I do friends that are girls xxGirls are backstabbing bitches && all they do is lie [Except the select few] xxThere's more drama in this town than in the Soap Operas on in the middle of the day xxIf I had it my way, I would probably fix chicken for dinner every night xxI have to be in a really weird mood to drink milk xxI hate feet, theyre nasty && smelly && even though theyre in your shoes && socks all day you still never know what could be on them xxI absolutely ADORE Edgar Allen Poe xxI could talk forever without stopping but would have to take a breath or a drink every 5 minutes xxDont ask about my dad because I dont know him xxSometimes I get carried away in talking about such stupid shit that people have to slap me && tell me to shut the hell up xxI call most everyone Sir at one point xxIf I dont like you you will know it && vice versa xxIf I work my ass off for the next 2 years I MIGHT graduate highschool on time xxI tend to get sick a lot xxTramadol makes me loopy && sleepy xxIf you lie to me && I find out, I will never trust you again, No matter how small the lie xxMy nephew, Aden Le Lopez, was born March 2, 2006 at 1:28 PM xxMy big sister knows more about me than my own mom && my sister doesnt even live with me xxMy big brother is the one who taught me how to fight before I moved xxIm not racist but sometimes it seems that way xxIm 16 years old && I sleep with a Batman comforter xxWhen im sick I can be the biggest baby in the world && whine for just about everything && I usually get it xxIm pretty damn good at talking my way out of shit when it comes to my teachers xxI dont like to show my intelligence because then it makes me feel stupid for making other people feel stupid if they didnt know something that I did xxI cant decide if I want to be a Lawyer or a Teacher xxIm flat footed xxIt takes very little to make me laugh or trip xxIm very easily amused, I could talk to a duck for hours even if it didnt talk back to me xxI love to have my hair played with && to get my back rubbed xxIn reality my eyes tend to be 3 diff colors, Hazel, Green && Brown xxIt's been almost 6 years since ive seen the natural color of my hair xxI wont cut my hair any shorter than to my shoulders, yet I complain that its too long xxSeeing me with my hair down is a rarity xxIf it was my choice I would work every day of the week 24 hours a day no matter what type of job it is xxI want to move out of my moms house within the next 9 months to a year xxSometimes I say I hate my mom, But I could do nothing less than love her for who she is xxMy mom used to tell me that I would never know what hard work is until I went out && got a real job, she was right The Juggalo PledgeI Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society, And To The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one you fuck with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and dont say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Wicked Clowns and all they stand for, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes stand firm and always be ready. Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From Thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows