1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a single cow born in
Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And,
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked
for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You
cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not
Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment
