Good Old Boys
Two good ol' boys in a trailer
park are sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold
beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to
sneak over to your trailer Saturday
& make love to your wife while you was off huntin'
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'
The 2nd guy crooks his head sideways
for a minute, scratches it, and squints his eyes, thinking
real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even