A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around
the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where
a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!
Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but
this man has a serious condition where his testicles
rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at
least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and
his testicles could easily rupture."
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the
woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male
patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex
on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be
justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness,
better health plan
