Good Comebacks When Women Compliment You
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***QUESTION***
First of all, lets get things straight. I don't
like you. In fact, I hate you. Your success with
women disgusts me, and the way you have it down to
a science so well that you even make ME laugh
sometimes with your smartassed comments to the
lamers who write you vexes me. But it intrigues me
as well. Your stuff works. So I use it. Doesn't
mean I like you. Just means I like your "tools."
Anyway, the problem I'm having lately is I meet
and flirt with a lot of women using c&f, but when
it comes time for things to get a little physical,
they tell me they're waiting for marriage to do
all that! WtF?! Is there a way around this kind of
a "defense" that women use on me oh so often?
(Besides dumping their celibate asses.)
Name: D Location: Bufffalo, New York.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
You know, this is just a guess, but maybe your
challenges with women stem from the dark cloud
around your SOUL!
...ah-hem.
Dude, I can tell that you're attempting to be
funny here, but it also sounds to me like you've
got some anger issues that might need professional
attention.
OK, the way to "get around" the "I'm waiting
for marriage" defense is to stop acting like a
bitter WUSSY.
If women consistently tell you, "I'm waiting
for marriage before I get physical", it can only
mean one of two things:
1) You're shopping for women at the convent.
2) You're CAUSING the resistance you're getting.
Most guys don't realize this, but THEY are the
ones who cause women to resist and make excuses.
Really.
And by the way, don't EVER again say that you
don't like me, but you like my TOOL. That's not
cool.
***QUESTION***
Dave- you da man! I just had a great experience
that I feel merits an email to you. There's a very
upscale restaurant/bar at which you can even buy
cigars from their humidor. There's a piano player
that plays jazzy tunes, and the place is pretty
expensive, quiet, with the aura of big money
patrons. (I love cigars and jazz, which is why I
wanted to go there so badly.)
So, as I've always wanted to go there, and I
finally mustered the courage to put on my best
suit and tie (complete with cufflinks), so I'd
look the part, despite the fact that I'm not rich
like the other patrons. The women there are
usually in groups, and they wreak of old money.
I sat alone and nursed a martini for about 30
minutes, while I scoped out the babes. I zeroed
in on a tall, stunningly gorgeous blond. (I have a
weakness for tall blonds.) I used the "Can I
borrow her for a minute?" trick, and it worked
like a charm! Then I teased her for having
friends who would just let her go off with a total
stranger. Then I mixed a lot of listening with a
bit of c/f once she joined me at my table.
She told me she was hungry, so I told her I was
getting hungry, too, and that I was about to
become nasty if I didn't get something to eat
soon. Then I said, "You're not very attractive,
but since I do happen to like that dress on you,
I'll be a sport and let you buy me dinner just
this once." I couldn't believe I said that!!!! I
was a little scared that she'd get pissed off and
leave.
She ended up buying me an expensive dinner!!! Plus
I got her phone number and email. I told her I do
a lot of traveling (which I don't), but that I'd
try to remember to call her next time I was in
town. She then asked me for my number and email!
I am still in shock. This girl looks like a
supermodel, plus she's rich! I really want to
call her or email her, but I'm deliberately
waiting, in order to give her the gift of missing
me. And though it's only been a day since it
happened, I still think she'll contact me first.
Should I wait for her to contact me or should I
contact her?
J
>>>MY COMMENTS:
lol... you're cracking me up over here.
While I don't recommend lying to women, I still
find your story pretty funny.
Thanks for the email, and for affirming that
these concepts we're talking about appeal
universally to women... rich and poor alike.
***SUCCESS STORY***
David,
Your book and newsletters are great and I TRULY
appreciate them, so I won't waste time telling you
about that. I had a success story tonight that I
just had to tell you about even though it's 4 in
the morning, I'm just that pumped. I just left a
fraternity party of mine, and there was this chick
there that has been hanging around the house and
with some of the other guys for a while (tall,
thin, blonde hair, bout an 8.5). She was at the
apartment we were partying at, and she sits down
next to me no the couch. I introduce her and have
a little small talk, and she makes a comment that
one of the guys told her that I am a photographer
(I work for a local newspaper full time) and that
she wanted me to take some pictures of her so that
she can get into modeling. I say, "So, you want
to be a parts model? You have some sexy toes?
(you're good Dave). She says, "What, you don't
think I'm hot?" I just kind of shrug that one
off. She acts shocked and I just go on.
Basically, all night I busted on her, looks and
everything, and she would act shocked at my
comments but I could tell she liked it (she's
5'11, so when I leave to go to the bathroom or
whatever I tell her, "You're like 6'5, so if
anybody takes my seat you put them in a choke
hold." Needless to say my seat never got taken
when I told her). I couldn't believe it Dave, I
would never have done this stuff before. She even
made a comment that I was such an a**hole and none
of the guys had ever treated her like this. I
would just smile and say "I know." She was eating
it up. I even told her at one point to go get ME
another beer. I was shocked when she said yes.
Later I gave her a ride back to her dorm, and on
the way home she was talking about how she needs
to quit hitting on guys, and told me about a game
she plays at parties with her friends where they
bet if they can get a guy to make out with them in
a certain amount of time. I tell her I wouldn't,
I'm not that easy. She's like, "Not even me?" And
I go on with the not easy part and she would at
least have to buy me dinner. Long story short I
get her number and she tells me to call her like 3
times. Right before she gets out of the car I
say, "Can I kiss you?" She says yes, and I say,
"Ok, I'll make sure to do that,"... She says oh
right and leans in to kiss ME. I couldn't believe
it Dave. I am on a high that no drug could ever
give, and I have you to thank for it. This is
probably too long, but I had to tell you.
Thanks a million. K. in Texas
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Well, what else is there to say?
There's really nothing like experiencing this
stuff in real life.
The first few times that you apply the material
and get women feeling ATTRACTION for you, are
amazing.
You wonder why the hell you didn't figure it
all out before.
Great job. You're the man. Thanks for the
story!
***COMMENT***
Hi Dave,
First off, not to sound like everyone else, but
your stuff rocks!!! With that being said I'd like
to offer a comment on J.M. from New Hampshire's
predicament.
J.M. said "What's the best way to deal with a girl
coming out and saying "oh, you're so
cute/funny/etc..."? Should I ignore it and keep
the c/f going? Should I address it in a cocky
way?"
A couple of my favorite lines to use:
She: Your so cute. Me: If you want cute buy a
puppy.
She: Your so funny. Me: Yeah, but looks aren't
everything.
It works great to down play her comments. Make
fun of yourself, but don't draw too much
attention. Act disinterested in her comments and
move on with the conversation. Let's her know you
really are comfortable in your skin and she should
really be closer to that skin!!
Hittin Heavy in Iowa, (with no sheep, LOL) S.W.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Man, I don't even like sheep JOKES anymore.
You know, what I'm wondering is why they sell
those blow-up sheep DOLLS in the adult stores.
What's the deal? Are they for guys that don't even
have enough game to pick up a SHEEP?
OK, whatever.
These are great comebacks.
I personally don't use very much humor that
makes fun of myself early on... but your stuff is
great.
Thanks for the comments.
***QUESTION***
What's wrong with this letter. She works at Burger
King and I handed it to her. She didnt talk to me
anymore.
[The Letter]:
C,
I like you!
You have an electrifying gracious attitude at
Burger King. You are leaving soon so lets chat on
the phone. Don't judge me by my lack of
conversation at the restaurant. I get a mental
block at times. Let me know if your interested.
OK.... Thank you
>>>MY COMMENTS:
What's wrong with this letter?
Well, other than the fact that it's the worst
thing I've ever seen, nothing really.
"You have an electrifying and gracious attitude
at Burger King..."?!
Say what?
Dude, why didn't you just say, "I am a stalker,
and every night when I go to sleep I can see you
flipping Whoppers"?
You need the kind of help that only my ADVANCED
DATING TECHNIQUES program can give. Do not pass
go, do not collect your two hundred dollars. Go
IMMEDIATELY here:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/AdvancedSeries/?cid=ZZV7IZ&lid=2&ll=1
...before it's too late.
***QUESTION***
Hey David,
I love reading your newsletters every time you
mail them out, and I am going to buy your e-book
as soon as I get back from my vacation in New
York. While I'm out there though, I'd like to
know one thing. I like the newsletters you mail
out that deal with getting a girls number for the
first time. But I can't get myself to get started
even to that point. Yes, I know I'm really afraid
of rejection and that makes me make up excuses as
to why I won't come up to a girl.
I completely feel the way you say that I should
come up to a girl, talk to her for a minute, then
say something like "I have to get back to work
now," leave and then turn back and say "Hey, do
you have e-mail?" But my question is this: How do
I get a girls attention to begin with? In other
words, what do I say to her so that she will want
to talk to me for that minute you talk about? I
don't feel like saying "Excuse me, Hi... my name
is ..., do you work around here?" would be the
best solution for this. Do you?
Thanks for the newsletters because they are slowly
but surely making me grow some balls enough to get
up and go talk to a girl!
CAT, San Francisco, CA
>>>MY COMMENTS:
You know, it's funny...
You're asking a question that every guy in the
world wants to know the answer to.
It's a simple answer... and it's a DAMN complex
answer at the same time.
One of the KEYS to approaching women you don't
know is being able to do it as comfortably and
naturally as you call your mom.
If you get nervous, shaky, and freaked out the
woman will pick up on this... and it will make HER
nervous.
You can walk up to a woman and say, "Hi, I
don't have time to talk, but if you're single I'd
really like to talk to you sometime... do you have
email?"... and if you do it in a calm, comfortable
way, you can get a HIGH percentage of women to
give you their info right there on the spot with
no conversation needed.
On the other hand, if you're freaked out,
nervous, and acting like you're all jacked up on
speed while driving a getaway car, it doesn't
matter WHAT you say.
Experts estimate that approximately 7% of your
communication is the words you use, and 93% is
your voice tone and body language.
In other words, the WORDS aren't very important
at all.
So, how do you get the voice tone and body
language under control... and more importantly,
your EMOTIONS?
Well, this is a simple and complex problem as
well.
Personally, I have found that understanding
exactly how and why women feel sexual attraction
for men has DRAMATICALLY changed the way I
interact with women.
If you DON'T understand this important process,
you're just going to be "faking" it. If you DO
understand it, you're going to be COMMUNICATING
differently, and communicating with a different
PART of the woman.
Keep educating yourself. My eBook and Video/
audio programs will give you an amazing education
in this area, and can help transform your fear and
hesitation into ACTION.
***QUESTION***
David,
I've got to say that your emails have been a
great help and your CD series is unstoppable! In
both your emails and CD's you mention movie
characters to study and model yourself after.
Could write up a list of movies that you think are
worth watching for the Cocky & Funny attitude.
Thanks Dave.
B. D. Chicago
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Some of my favorite scenes:
- Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom... the
after-dinner scene when they're in the bedroom.
- Top Gun... when he follows her into the
bathroom.
- The newest James Bond flick... basically
everything.
- Gone With The Wind... the scene right after
Scarlet and Ashley are alone in that library type
room toward the beginning... when she throws the
vase and then Rhett Butler stands up from behind
the couch and starts chatting with her.
- Also, listen to how Howard Stern and David
Letterman mess with people CONSTANTLY. Great
stuff.
***QUESTION***
Dear David,
Amazing job with your e-book "Double your Dating",
I finally understand why most of the girls I've
been with left me after less than a month. I had
the natural humor, but it was mostly meant for
goofing off instead of being cocky.
My question is about kissing. From my dates, in
the second or third date, I would kiss the girl
using your tips (e.g. the hair) but I am not
really sure I am getting a good *job* into kissing
a girl. Its not like I can leave a comment box
after the date? do you have any suggestions on how
to make a good and memorable kiss? You did say
that a first kiss with a girl is pretty much like
first impressions ;)
- From one of your many loyal fans
>>>MY COMMENTS:
This is a great question.
I'm going to share a little secret with you.
It's a secret that I talk about all the time...
in my newsletters... my book... my seminars... my
Advanced Program.
The secret is ANTICIPATION.
Anticipation is such an important concept when
it comes to "getting physical" with a woman.
I believe that it's important to incorporate it
into every part of your interactions with a
woman... really.
Now, if you really don't know how to kiss a
woman, then I have a recommendation:
START SLOW, THEN MIRROR WHAT SHE DOES.
Here's how to mix this strategy with
ANTICIPATION.
Let's say that you decide it's time to kiss
her. You use the "Kiss Test", and she's enjoying
it... so you lean over to kiss her.
Just as you start to kiss her... when you first
feel your lips touching hers... stop right there.
Brush your lips back and forth on hers a little
bit... then pull away without actually kissing
her.
Then smile at her.
You'll probably be sitting there thinking, "Why
the hell didn't I just kiss her?"
She'll probably be sitting there tingling all
over, and feeling like she wants to jump on you.
Next, lean back. Talk a little more.
A few minutes later, touch her hair again.
Then lean over to kiss her again. This time, go
VERY slowly... gently press your lips against
hers. Hold them there for a moment, and feel how
she responds.
If she kisses you the same way, then just stop,
lean back, and relax again for a few minutes.
The next time you kiss her, open your mouth
just a little bit, and see if she does the same.
Do this a couple of times.
At some point, she will probably start
"escalating" the kisses, because the anticipation
is just too much for her.
At this point, stop her. Push her away, and
smile.
MORE ANTICIPATION.
Just keep mirroring how she's kissing you as
things get more and more intense. This is a great
way to "learn" how to kiss... and she'll enjoy it,
because you'll be doing exactly what she likes!
By the way, if you'd like to learn how to both
SPARK and BUILD that magical thing that women call
"chemistry" and "sexual tension", then it's
important that you learn and MASTER the technique
that I call "Cocky Comedy".
Before you can get into building PHYSICAL
anticipation and taking things to a PHYSICAL
level, you must trigger ATTRACTION inside of
her...
And Cocky Comedy is the one single technique
that accomplishes this for you... and the best
part is that you can do it with your COMMUNICATION
ALONE.
No good looks, no buying dinners, and no giving
lavish gifts required (in fact, these things can
actually work against you).
And what's the best way to learn Cocky Comedy?
It's simple: Get yourself a copy of my new
Cocky Comedy CD/DVD program.
Listen as I and my guest teachers take you
"behind the scenes"... and teach you the magic
technique that guys who are NATURALLY good with
women use to create ATTRACTION.
It took me a massive amount of time and effort
to even DISCOVER this technique... and then years
to MASTER it...
And you can learn dozens and dozens of sure-
fire lines and comebacks with just a few hours of
fun listening.
In fact, check out this email that I got from a
guy who just got this program:
"Dear Double D,
Do you remember when you said that some guys "get
it" in a week and others in a year or more? Well I
was one of the "Year or More". Well two years,
three months, and 24 hours later I finally "get
it" and it happened right when I was about to give
up entirely.
Well let me give a little background on me. I was
that 1 in every 3 guys that are below average
looking, suffer from morbid obesity, 21,
generosity is a good thing, mom's advice for
picking up women is the best, and always have a
date every year or so. Now I AM that 1 in every
three guys that are below average looking, 21, and
suffer from morbid obesity. I did exactly what you
told me not to do. I just jumped in head first
into the Advanced and Mastery programs, negating
all the signs saying I should go back to the
beginning. I thought to myself "Hey I can just use
the pick up lines and some of this other stuff and
I'll be instantly successful with women." That
didn't work and I found my face getting very red
and my shirt getting very wet from women's
rejections.
I got your Cocky Comedy program a few days ago. I
listened it back to back probably eleven times and
I still wasn't getting it. Well, last Friday I
tried again using the new lines I had learned but
I still found my shirt wet. I got very upset. Now
I am not talking hissy fit upset, I am talking
"it's go time" upset. I decided to go and blow off
some steam. I had heard that a new coffee shop was
opening up. I thought why not can't hurt anything
more. No more than about two minutes after me
entering the shop, a feisty definite 10 redhead
walks in. I got up to try. I got behind her in
line and looked at her thinking what could I say.
She caught me looking and said "It's not polite to
stare, you know." I snapped back with "Then why
are you staring." "I am not." she said. I then
mocked it, gave her the name Kid, then she was
putty in my hand. I asked for email and then said
"You know you're probably just going to stare at
my picture the entire time online. Why don't you
give me you number as well?" She wrote it down and
slammed the piece of paper in my hand. "There,
happy. Now be here at 7:00 next week." I said "No
you be at Starbucks at 7:30 next week. And I'll
think about joining you." "Think about it..?" she
said in a kind of cooing voice. I said dominantly
"Think about it!"
I never in all my life felt like that. And I could
never have done this without your help thanks
Double D. I'll let you know how everything works
out.
Thanks in MS, DA"
>>>MY COMMENTS:
...lol, I guess that will teach him to start
from the beginning and learn the basics first.
Anyway, this program will teach you the one
skill you can learn FAST... that will help you
meet more women and create more attraction NOW.
I'll even send it to you to check out for a
month with ZERO risk. I'm absolutely convinced
that it will help you succeed with more women
INSTANTLY.
If you don't like it, just send it back and
don't pay anything... NO JOKE.
All the details, plus some FANTASTIC sample
clips of the program are here:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/CockyComedy/?cid=ZZV7IZ&lid=3&ll=1
...Oh, and if you're reading this right now and
you haven't taken the time to download my online
eBook "Double Your Dating", then you need to go
and do that FIRST. You can download it and be
reading it within just a couple of minutes. It's
here:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/eBook/?cid=ZZV7IZ&lid=4&ll=1
I'll talk to you again soon.
Your Friend,
David D.