Subject: Ya just gotta love em senior citizens...........
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored
it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing
the pedal even more
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly
he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled overto await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
Lexus, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused........ Then said, "Yearsago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
