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1657165's blog: "This is It"

created on 03/03/2008  |  http://fubar.com/this-is-it/b194122

Gonna Get Dirrty

Tuesday evening after I got home, I was still moping around, still feeling bitter and rejected due to being dumped via email. I was shuffling rather aimlessly down Congress Ave, thinking about how ugly the world is, listening to a street performer play a sad song on the sax. It was all very poetic. Then, as I passed the State Theater, I saw a sign. The sign was the movie poster for Labyrinth, which will be playing this week. Considering I had a date scheduled the next day with Suzi, I thought this sign was a sign. All would be okay. Dance Magic, Drink. Boo yah! After eating some junk food, I went to the bar by where I stay and ordered a drink and flipped through The Daily Texan while waiting to hear from one of my peeps to see what was happening later that day. Once I got to the end of my drink though, the happiness of knowing I'd soon be able to see Beyonce's crotch on the big screen had worn off. I decided I would go home, call it a night, save my energy for another day's festivities. Instead what I did was hopped on the bus to Ego's to meet up with one of my roomates, I really didn't want to go home and be alone in my dorm. To get to the good stuff, I'll try and sum up what happened from Wednesday night until Thursday evening: country music guitar playing cigarette smoking inside jager shots sleeping on couch wake up headache drink mimosas eat greasy food watch a movie think dirty thoughts about Penelope Cruz take a shower put on same clothes meet at the Continental Club say hello to date. "Hello!" I felt very unprepared for this date. It wasn't necessary for me to go through my pre-date ritual of listening to Nelly and shaving my face. This was the second date and that routine only applies to the first date. I was a little dismayed however that I hadn't shaved and was wearing the same clothes from the night before, including day-old boxers. I was particularly upset by the boxers situation. I really didn't want to go into the date wearing dirty boxers, but my options were limited and it seemed the best route to go. Are y'all going to look at me different now? Now that I've confessed that I wore day old boxers on a date? Dirty boxers aside, the date went well. We bar hopped and ate hot dogs from a street vendor and talked about our mothers and went back to her place and la la la. She hasn't discovered the many mysteries of my mind yet. Suzi said something really sweet. We were kissing and she said: "Sorry if you can tell I'm nervous. You're just so handsome." Squee! She told me I'm handsome! Seems like most of the girls I've been out with lately are too cool to compliment me, but I'm a sucker for compliments. What to do, what to do? Suzi is nice. Hemmingway is nice. I want to date other people. Question: So, in the previous comments, I was encouraged to hold off on making whoopee if I really want to keep mah girl's interest. How long is long enough? How many dates should a girl go out on before giving it up in order to maintain the guy's respect? Do you need to be in a committed relationship first? Is that the only way for her to avoid being classified as a booty-call girl? Y'all tell me. I'm curious what you think. I bet Suzi and Hemmingway are, too. Their fate rests in your hands.
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