In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate you are suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children(who are the size of a walnut) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that.
If you're a momma bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat
Yup GONNA BE A BEAR
