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My friend's daughter was in an awful car wreck a while back and is on her way to recovery. This blog is to show how much I truly appreciate my friend and hope that her daughter will gain strength rapidly and come to a full recovery soonest. purpledragonlady~ C.B. #222-000~Epileptic Moose~IKC
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@ CherryTAP My friend is an artist. Her works are displayed on her profile here on CT and she also has a website: http://www.vanessainelsonart.com/ This is her daughters profile. Please go show her some love and support. I have THE best friends a woman could ask for on here and I know that y'all will do what you can to help her recovery. DJ Parole~She has No Label~ C.B. #420-069 {IKC PRESident!}
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. bag of coffee, And 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

Southwest Airlines

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.
Your Preppy Name Is...
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Elbridge Fenwick RoyalRainer the Fourth
But most people know you as Kitty

My New Years Resolution :)

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make as many people hate me as I possibly can.

Get your resolution here.

The Holidays

I posted this in bulletin form as well, but wanted it here too.... I don't know how many of you know this, but I work in a correctional facility in Little Rock. Yesterday, a man was brought into that same facility charged with an absolutely horrendous crime. At the time, the charge was 1st Degree Domestic Battery. He was accused of beating his 2 year old step daughter with a cell phone cord causing serious injuries to her abdomen, thighs an head. In my opinion there is nothing that a child that small could have done to deserve such a horrible beating. It's 17 days before Christmas.... do you think that she was looking forward to sitting on Santa Claus' lap at the Mall? Has she seen the pretty lights that are displayed all over this city, sparkling in the cold night air? Does she smile while listening to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer or Frosty the Snowman? Is is possible that she even knows what Christmas is? That little girl died this morning from her injuries so we'll never know. Please, please people, if you have children... spend some extra time with them tonight. Pay a little closer attention to them when they ask you for guidance. Tell them that they are loved every single day. Let them know that they are our future and treat them as such! My heart is heavy as I write this and I'm finding it a little harder each day to feel enthusiastic about the holiday seasons. Yet I still celebrate... sometimes I wonder why.
Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas........ I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas,I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it." "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I can see that Hmmmmm, only thing is this one is blue and I sort of go for red. Do you have a red one like this at home?" "Not zackley. but almost." "Tell you what. Take this sack of peas home with you and next trip this way let me look at that red marble." "Sure will Thanks Mr. Miller." Mrs. Miller, who had been standing nearby, came over to help me. With a smile she said, "There are two other boys like him in our community, all three are in very poor circumstances. Jim just loves to bargain with them for peas, apples, tomatoes, or whatever. When they come back with their red marbles, and they always do, he decides he doesn't like red after all and he sends them home with a bag of produce for a green marble or an orange one perhaps." I left the stand smiling to myself, impressed with this man. A short time later I moved to Colorado , but I never forgot the story of this man, the boys, and their bartering. Several years went by, each more rapid than the previous one. Just recently I had occasion to visit some old friends in that Idaho community and while I was there learned that Mr. Miller had died. They were having his viewing that evening and knowing my friends wanted to go, I agreed to accompany them Upon arrival at the mortuary we fell into line to meet the relatives of the deceased and to offer whatever words of comfort we could. Ahead of us in line were three young men. One was in an army uniform and the other two wore nice haircuts, dark suits and white shirts...all very professional looking. They approached Mrs. Miller, standing composed and smiling by her husband's casket. Each of the young men hugged her, kissed her on the cheek, spoke briefly with her and moved on to the casket. Her misty light blue eyes followed them as, one by one, each young man stopped briefly and placed his own warm hand over the cold pale hand in the casket. Each left the mortuary awkwardly, wiping his eyes. Our turn came to meet Mrs. Miller. I told her who I was and mentioned the story she had told me about the marbles. With her eyes glistening, she took my hand and led me to the casket. "Those three young men who just left were the boys I told you about. They just told me how they appreciated the things Jim "traded" them. Now, at last when Jim could not change his mind about color or size....they came to pay their debt." "We've never had a great deal of the wealth of this world," she confided, "but right now, Jim would consider himself the richest man in Idaho " With loving gentleness she lifted the lifeless fingers of her deceased husband. Resting underneath were three exquisitely shined red marbles. Moral: We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind deeds.
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