Gone But Not Forgotten Texas Rose's blog: "funny"

I am DJing on Friday nights at a very small bar. The theme is 50's & 60's with some 70's. What would be some of your favorite songs from that time to hear?

Contest: PM me the worst pick up line you have ever heard! Winner will get 3crdt bling. contest ends 4/2/12 8pm

“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”

“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.”

“Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”

“Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.”

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”