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Dear baby,
Hey I just thought I would let you know I wanna stick my dick in all your holes. I know we don’t know each other but I couldn’t control myself cause you so damned beautiful.
I know you will love me once you see my dick cause it’s a whole 8 ½ mm which I think is the same as inches right? But this thing is so long I can suck it myself but I can‘t do it right now cause my back hurts. But it’s so freaking huge I don’t think you will be able to handle it. And don't worry about how my marital status says married. Me and her have been seperated for a whole week now.
Is that your husband? Cause he kinda looks like a complete douche. I bet he never really satisfies you but I could. I'll even pay to fly you from where ever you are to here. I don't think he would mind cause like I said he looks like a complete douche and wouldn't care.
Now tell me what you want me to do to do for you. If you ask me to I will eat my own cum or stick a finger up my own ass and suck on it if you want me 2. I will let you pee on me or take a shit on my chest if that is what turns you own. If it’s money you want I got that 2 a whole $200 that’s all yours cause you so fine. If your into bdsm that’s cool cause I don’t care as long as it turns you on and cause you have that look. Hell I’ll even make out with another guy if you want just let me know cause I will be your slave.
Now its my turn to tell you what I will do for you. I will fuck that pussy and your ass so good you won’t stop cumming for a week. Then I will take my dick and cum all over your lips and tits. I will let you do anything you want to me. You can walk all over me with high heels. Or if you want you can cut me or kick me where ever.
Here’s my number 555-555-5555 and my yim xxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com. I’m also gonna need in your private nsfw folders.
Love,
Some Random Dude on Fubar
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